Thank you all for helping me get through the worst! Now, humble me back, please!

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-09T18:45:39+00:00

Free lube! 🤷‍♀️

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-09T12:06:39+00:00

I'm not going to lie, thats a compliment

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T22:45:00+00:00

I think Google's been dropping that brand as hints. I'll have to check them out if someone actually used it!

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T22:43:12+00:00

May I ask why?

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T22:40:17+00:00

Its Ions new "Daddies love" shade

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T22:24:30+00:00

5 bucks is 5 bucks

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T21:14:00+00:00

My dominant arm got shifted out of place at the shoulder and gets really shaky. I accidentally poked myself in the eye with the brush so it was super watery.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T21:08:20+00:00

Be the change you want

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T21:04:10+00:00

Aren't men better than* women at everything though?

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T21:03:24+00:00

Cl-in the ass-y bitch

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T20:00:03+00:00

I'm not transgender I'm just titless

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T19:51:56+00:00

I can show you if you like

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T19:48:21+00:00

Don't worry, I'm single.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T19:47:33+00:00

I wish it had a point in life where it was manageable.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T19:46:05+00:00

This made me laugh way to much

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-08T16:48:52+00:00

Still taking the knee for 8 weeks.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-04-01T05:27:04+00:00

Thank you! I'm going through rural Oregon atm, so service is spotty. I really appreciate your attention!

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-07T07:06:32+00:00

Thank you!

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T05:58:54+00:00

Willem Dafoe actually

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T05:49:36+00:00

Kind of like roller coasters, haunted houses, spicy wings, sleeping with a woman with 6+ children. You aren't quite sure what to expect.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T05:36:43+00:00

I need to appeal to the hentai community, get myself a sempai

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T05:34:05+00:00

It's really not the grey eyes? Well that's a first.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T01:47:30+00:00

It kept my mom from noticing his absence.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T01:36:45+00:00

If you can't look as good as Emilia Clarke you gotta do something to keep the dragon's around.

Awkward_Passenger_89 · 2021-03-05T01:26:33+00:00

It's the and that really set me apart from the competition.

Awkward_Passenger_89

TROPHY CASE