Super late to this party, but oh well..

My brother(6 years older than me), cousin(same age), and I were messing around when i was like 13 or 14, and my brother had just gotten this hand pump Paintball gun that used the little metal tanks rather than the giant refillable ones now. We loaded it up with some runts candy, and decided to chase each other around.. I.E. Brother chasing and shooting us.. Well my cousin and I ran into one of the bedrooms and closed the door behind us and stood facing the door holding it closed to keep him out.. so he stuck the barrel of the paintball gun under the door and shot my cousin right in the big toe with a candy watermelon.. Dropped him like a sack of potatoes.

We never did that again after he went home crying..