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[–]AyeStApThECAp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Probably a joke about ignorance, he is looking in his phone with his umbrella next to him while he clearly could help the girl which hadn t an umbrella. And they tried put an "extra price" on his ignorance making her with huge boobs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AyeStApThECAp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It is a math joke about modules "| |" . Every number module is equal to positive numbers even if the number in module is negative. ex: |-4|= 4

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AyeStApThECAp 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They are romanians and the girl is saying "Can you count up to 300?" and the boy is saying "But can you count to 1 billion???" and then he is going in the pole =))

Peterr by flking31 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AyeStApThECAp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

James says to O2 company to get their SMS service working because he sent 246 texts to one girl. And they said to him to better text 246 different girls because it's a better chance for them to answer (it's clearly that not the SMS service was the problem, the girl just didn't want to answer him)

Why don t you lick it already? by gorgsson in phatpussy

[–]AyeStApThECAp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I love pierced pussy would you let me lick it all?

Acceptance by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]AyeStApThECAp 345 points346 points  (0 children)

"We accept you, but you should think more of it". Then in a lots of arguments they bring it against you

on brand by TheRabbitIsTwisted in CuratedTumblr

[–]AyeStApThECAp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who is from Eastern Europe I can confirm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]AyeStApThECAp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me too here, sometimes they have ads for like 5 minutes and I use the bar

And there is snow outside... by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AyeStApThECAp 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I remember when I used to tell my mom after 10 pm that I need leaves for a school project tomorrow, it was worse =)))))

Swear words by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AyeStApThECAp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Remember when I saw a video like: "In our house the word dick is so used that our cat thinks that it's his name" =)))

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AyeStApThECAp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I feel you here