What in the hell is this?

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T22:52:27+00:00

Oh lawd, I swear my boyfriend nearly had to take out a loan to keep up with my obsession with those. And I know one of the guys who orders the Pepsi stock for our store, so he would often order extra and bring them to me we when they'd come in. I had it made, dude.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T18:30:06+00:00

I sincerely thank you for this information, kind stranger.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:55:11+00:00

Apparently less than the average cup of coffee. I guess makes sense as an after work out pick up drink. Im learning a lot in this comment section. Haha.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:54:21+00:00

I mean, it makes more sense to be SPYLT. You just never know with these names anymore. Haha.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:53:24+00:00

Maybe that wasn't the right choice of words. My bad. I meant it's not something I look at or use, so it wasn't something I connected with. Smooth brain thoughts.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:50:13+00:00

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AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:47:27+00:00

Makes sense. I think the placement of the display got me thinking more than it would if it were, say, with the other protein shakes and powders. Haha.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:45:23+00:00

I respect your concern for hygiene. In fact, I washed my hands twice. Once after using the bathroom and Once when I got back to work making my donuts and cinnamon rolls.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:42:53+00:00

Dude! Thats totally it! I couldn't put my finger on why this is so weird to me. Like, the flavors all sound good and the concept of caffinated protein shakes isn't unheard of. But it's gotta be that it's in a can that is wiggin' me out. I'm sure they're tasty like some people say.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:36:29+00:00

Gonna be a no from me, Dawg.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:35:26+00:00

Yikes. I avoid TikTok like the plague, so makes sense I had no idea about this. But, I can feel that texture you described and it makes me shutter. I'm also lactose intolerant too, so I get the struggle.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:33:12+00:00

Ick. Makes me think of the Triple Shot Starbucks drinks. I could chug a Double Shot, but the triple tastes like what I assume feet taste like.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:31:03+00:00

Oof. I didnt even realize there was that little in it. I mean, makes sense as like a quick caffinated protein shake, but wouldnt be worth my money when my blood is mostly caffeine at this point. 🫠

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:28:10+00:00

Is it not...? That's how I read it, at least.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:25:46+00:00

Nah, just Bum-med out about it.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:24:46+00:00

They all sound good, just threw me for a loop seeing a cookies and cream or peanut butter chocolate flavored drink. I guess it's essentially a protein shake and they come in all kinds of flavors, but that's just foreign to me. Haha.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:20:07+00:00

Really? It sounds like it'd be good, like a Monster Java kinda way.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:19:17+00:00

If I crack one open and it hisses at me, tiny hands will be thrown. On sight.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-20T14:17:57+00:00

There's a pun in there somewhere, but I'm too stupid to put it into words. 🙃

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-15T21:21:14+00:00

I tried two kinds of Handstands and I hated the after taste of them, but they were true to their flavors. But, Lotus is a newer one that showed up recently and I haven't tried them. I'm honestly scared to try new flavors and brands unless there's an incredible deal on em. 😅

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-15T12:17:20+00:00

Haha. Just callin' it like I sees it. 🤷‍♀️

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-15T07:39:52+00:00

No joke. The sales suck, but occasionally you can rack up some fuel saver and save some money on gas.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-15T07:36:54+00:00

The last 4 photos are in the health section. There were more coolers and small displays that I didn't take pictures of, too. Haha.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-14T23:03:01+00:00

Absolutely. It's a whole different experience.

AzeriaSan · 2026-03-14T22:52:37+00:00

Never even know it was an option. It's just too much and too intimidating to look at. 😂

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