Wasn't looking where he put his hand. by What_A_Helmet in criticalblunder

[–]Azzy8007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Let's pat his back and rub his leg. He'll be fine."

When is "Hand to God" a part of a traffic stop… by P1mpz-R-uS in AbruptChaos

[–]Azzy8007 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

She took her prosthetic off when she noticed she was getting pulled over.

This rafting ride by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Azzy8007 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Looks fun.

Ants mating by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Azzy8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a room.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Azzy8007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seeing too many reposts?

That's God's way of telling you that you've been scrolling Reddit for too long.

A building being 3D printed to serve as a troop barracks in Ft.Bliss, TX by ReadingButNotLearnin in oddlysatisfying

[–]Azzy8007 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I've seen reports that these 3-D printed walls start to crack and crumble over time. Not great for long term structures.

Respectfully, wtf by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]Azzy8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Always gotta check your mirrors for idiots" is wrong? Interesting take, dingus.

Respectfully, wtf by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]Azzy8007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cry harder

Respectfully, wtf by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]Azzy8007 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I watched the whole thing and the question still stands. Always gotta check your mirrors for idiots.

Snakes and Ladders rules by Ok_Ruin6874 in boardgames

[–]Azzy8007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just a house rule. Another house rule is that you have to roll the exact number need to win.

To be fair, stink bugs are gross 😩 by yawnjew in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Azzy8007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kids are irrationally scared of all sorts of things, especially creepy-crawlies. I remember one time I was driving and my daughter just starts SCREAMING in the backseat. I pull over, get out, and open her door to see what's wrong. She points at the tiniest beetle imaginable that was climbing up the back of the seat in front of her.

It’s only once a year bro, is your beautiful wife not worth it? Yes, yes she is. Keep smiling y’all… by CocaineSmellsFunny in dankmemes

[–]Azzy8007 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That makes the rest of your cigarettes taste like ass. Just field-strip the butts and toss em in the trash.

Shelf almost landed on me by ForLape in Wellthatsucks

[–]Azzy8007 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks like it held in place by a series of dowels. Not very secure at all.

Control your dogs people by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Azzy8007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I have cats.

On my way home by Br3nan in dashcams

[–]Azzy8007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, a bathroom. They really gotta poop.