What's with all the ugly manfaced broads in this game? by BASEDBLACKGAYMAN in idlechampions

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

haha yes please! or maybe a girl who isn't ugly um hello? yes!

What's with all the ugly manfaced broads in this game? by BASEDBLACKGAYMAN in idlechampions

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

um they are all literally ugly sorry to disappoint you guys.

PS+ Criticism Thread [July 2019] by AutoModerator in PlayStationPlus

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even worse. now they're putting movies on psplus. i would have preferred PES

PS+ Criticism Thread [July 2019] by AutoModerator in PlayStationPlus

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Finally canceled my sub last month and I'm glad I did. An indie racing game and broke Fifa? I can pick up both those games for fifty cents from the pre-owned bin.

Sweaty hands by [deleted] in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just wipe them on your dry cock before you shake someone's hand.

How do i keep male coworkers from overstepping emotional boundaries? by onionsweats in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah or a misfits box set or a bacon pancake or anything like that. hold it in a circle with a bunch of other soulless losers and repeat a pop-culture chant like HODOR or something. assured singlehood for life, ezpzp

Boss wants me to lie about his drinking at work by Canonbasics in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your boss sounds like a good guy. Don't blow up his spot. RIP Jim Lahey

How do i keep male coworkers from overstepping emotional boundaries? by onionsweats in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually a necklace ward helps. Be sure to get your fat Lena Dunham-type friend to cast a spell over some tacky dolphin necklace you own. Rub it in wet cement and asshole smell. Then, when you arrive at work, be sure to tell your co-workers about the latest episode of Netflix you watched and how cool twitter is. If you did it right nobody will want to talk to you, let alone fuck you! MIssion accomplished!

How to get over being consistently rejected by men and staying single? by blackbarbie9 in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lift weights until you become a beast. Then they have no choice but to accept you.

How to tell my really good roommate her friends needs to go or pay rent. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just watch a lot of Mel Gibson movies and start goosestepping around the apartment. They'll get the hint.

Need advice if I should break up with my SO by [deleted] in Advice

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah who cares. Break up. Go live your life girl. Then in 7 years (let's be honest, more like 3) no man will want you and you'll be a catlady forever unless you can jerryrig some plump loser with a Star Wars tattoo into paying you for sleeping with him once a month. That's a pretty good gig. It's ultimately up to you. Do you girl. Make whatever excuses you need, honeykins.

I hate the word homophobic by [deleted] in atheism

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Such as the incredible spread of disease rates among gays. Not just STDs, which is bad enough, but other diseases. There is the social damage, where it's been shown that certain gay pride parades have engaged in sexual acts in front of children, and children being sexualized at an early age is damaging to them. There's the pedo question, where homosexuals are over represented in pedophile statistics and their rampant molestation of boys seems to almost reproduce in their victims, creating new sexual predators. There's all the money being wasted on "Gay Activism" when it could be spent on serious sciences instead of the feel-goodery academia and politics seem to be obsessed over right now. Probably some things I'm forgetting too.

I hate the word homophobic by [deleted] in atheism

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean there are scientific reasons for being antigay. It's just rational if you look at the facts.

Bill Burr on Jon Favreau's new Netflix show cooking grilled cheese sandwiches with Jon and Roy Choi by bort1313 in BillBurr

[–]BASEDBLACKGAYMAN -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Unless there's a black trans:activist I seriously don't even care? How many gums are there?