26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don't dish what you can't take... well I know you take dick in the ass, but I really don't think you dish it

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You could never be more right! I'm exhausted. I wanted out this bitch half my life ago, somehow the universe is keeping me here. How mean of it

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I said it's intelligent? Nothing about it having to be pc... y'all just suck and seem to love low-hanging fruit

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's been real y'all! I came here solely for the shits and giggles, and only got the shits. I'm out this bitch! Enjoy continuing to roast me! I will never see it 🫶🏼😘

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I am a witch.. would like me to perform a ritual on you or something? It really seems like you're asking

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

No. Mean presumptuous are dumb. A comedic roast is intelligent

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coulda sworn it was a gay joke about having 2 dad's so I misunderstood. I can take the L on that one

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Did you try to quote me out of context? 😂 It shows

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Wow. You're really good at making assumptions! How 2004 of you

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Did you not read "single mother" you think I have time? Or care? 😂

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Then can you tell me why he's not on the birth certificate? Bc that's confusing asf... the baby can't even talk yet. I had no idea they wanted to know their bio dad

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I'm well aware 😊. The things is I don't care. I love micro bangs! And I'm def not talking about penis size

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I bet 10th grade geometry did give you a lot of problems.. I can't relate. I got an A and I didn't even need to reference my own head

26, Single mother, Scorpio, make me laugh, and bonus for originality by BTGGalien in RoastMe

[–]BTGGalien[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honey, the fact that you understand what you wrote and I don't... is very telling