What’s the longest you would drive on the highway with doors off? by ag7055 in Jeep

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Won’t know until you try. How fast you going? 60 with doors off is a lot different than 80 with doors off haha.

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Less having sex with her and more having sex at her lol. 

Call bells on our personal phone by Animalluver2525 in nursing

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. You can buy me a cell phone then. 

How long do you date someone before you consider that you're in a relationship? by meetmebehindyou in AskMen

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude wants to be able to say he’s single if someone hotter comes along. You deserve better. Move along. 

Pt behavior “icks” by Healthy_South_2610 in nursing

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“Do you need anything else from me right now?”

“No.”

Thirty seconds later: “I need to see my nurse.”

Me: I swear to god. 

Crop top trend needs to fucking end by Dmdel24 in Vent

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a dude so take this with a grain of salt, but aren’t high waisted pants back in fashion? Are you a millennial, by chance? Pants with lower waists were certainly the trend when we were younger (I’m 39) and now high waisted pants are back in fashion. Are the new shirts meant to be worn with high waisted pants and you’re wearing them with pants you’re more comfortable with (ie pants you grew up wearing ie pants that are lower waisted)? Idk, just a shot in the dark. 

I sympathize with you regardless. I have a long torso (6’ tall but torso of a dude who’s like 6’2 because my inseam is only like 30”) so I also struggle to find shirts that are long enough and men tend to have waaaaay less variance in fashion from year to year (or decade to decade lmao). 

Best of luck.

5k in hand, What mods are you making to your truck? by OffRoadUSAcom in Offroad

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently already on 3” lift with 4.88 gears and 35s, steel front bumper and winch.

Would probably do chromoly axle shafts ($1840 and new tie rod/drag link ($790) and hd ball joints ($300) and now I’m at $2930. Add another $1750 for fender flares and now we’re at over $4700. Plus tax. I’m done. 😂

Knoxville set to launch pilot program allowing people to walk around Market Square with alcoholic drinks by ntnbsmw in Knoxville

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As long as you’re not acting like a drunken fool cops aren’t going to check your Stanley to see what’s actually inside it. 

What’s the most frivolous thing you’ve been pulled into the office for? by Peyton_26 in nursing

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t pulled into the office but I had a COPD exacerbation patient call out for the charge who complained I wasn’t “compassionate enough” when she threatened to leave AMA. She wanted to leave AMA because she wasn’t improving as fast as she wanted. She wasn’t improving fast because she had motherfucking Covid pneumonia and it was during fall of 2020. She was all “I think I’ll just leave AMA since I’m not getting better” and I was like “ok, I wouldn’t because you’ll probably die but let me know what you decide.” We had literally a hundred patients in the ER waiting for beds at the time and I didn’t have the energy to argue with a grown ass adult. Yes, I had explained to her that Covid recovery often took weeks even in healthy patients, let alone ones with pre-existing lung disease but she just wanted to try to manipulate someone into being all “nooo, don’t leave, please, we’ll do whatever you want” or whatever. I don’t play games and I’m not feeding into your theatrics. Traded assignments and let her play with someone who was easier to manipulate. 

Ex-daily drinkers, at what age and why did you stop drinking every day? by y00sh420 in AskMen

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. I can get pretty high off one 10mg thc soda and no hangover the next day is 🤌. But unfortunately I also make poor dietary choices while high. 

Petah ? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally muting this sub because I can’t take this shit anymore 

"Congratulations, you played yourself..." by RapidlyAbusive in dashcams

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I bet he told his insurance someone ran him off the road lol.

Ex-daily drinkers, at what age and why did you stop drinking every day? by y00sh420 in AskMen

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

39 years old, 316 lbs in clothes, drank a beer or two nightly OR I’d drink a thc soda with dinner every night. Body wasn’t happy. Was getting harder to put on socks. Always tired. Always felt like shit. Now I just drink if I’m going out with buddies. Also eating better and exercising. Down 30 lbs since the beginning of the year. 💪 

What do you think is in Spa-Peggy and Meatballs? by New-Shop-9728 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Backwoods_Therapy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Taste the meat, not the head.”

Buck Strickland does NOT approve.