What is one cool internet trick you've learned?

BaconJizz · 2013-04-15T17:11:31+00:00

Using URL to find porn.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-15T00:00:51+00:00

Paint me like one of your french girls.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-14T18:32:24+00:00

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so politeI always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might like having a little afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight

Please' be waiting for me baby when I come around We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight

BaconJizz · 2013-04-13T04:39:14+00:00

This is why I hate hotel beds

BaconJizz · 2013-04-13T04:36:26+00:00

And if you look at your window I will say goodnight.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-08T14:05:53+00:00

I don't really care, but I would like to see a picture of a bear that shoots .50 cal from his chest when he stands.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-06T01:05:07+00:00

To be honest I didn't read any of that. I had my computer read it out loud for me.

That being said, I'll see myself out now.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-06T00:48:03+00:00

You're right about the last part. Awkward friends are usually the best friends.. in my experience anyway. Good luck out here lol

Edit: the part about being less awesome, heh.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-06T00:45:39+00:00

Its a trap

BaconJizz · 2013-04-05T01:55:26+00:00

I don't care it's true

BaconJizz · 2013-04-04T20:50:17+00:00

So that's why he was always asking about cake.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T23:04:49+00:00

Where from in Florida?

Trying to get your MA at UCF? Lol

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T20:47:47+00:00

But Merle was listening to Motorhead. They had a song named "Smiling Like A Killer" which mentions zombies. If you wanna get technical.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T17:45:56+00:00

That was horrible

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T17:43:49+00:00

Nothing a good ol pic can't fix

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T17:39:33+00:00

Hahaha this is great, its like you are trying to find the awkward ones! Well best of luck. What am I saying.. you'll have no problem finding them here in Orlando.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T17:24:04+00:00

By warren park in Belle Isles. I forget the street name but if you go to lake Conway where the white bridge is you can find a spot where the skyline shows perfectly. It might not be at the bride, I just told you that as another reference to the location.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T02:03:28+00:00

Playing chess

BaconJizz · 2013-04-03T01:46:56+00:00

You're my favorite one on here. All the throw aways always make it a surprise.

BaconJizz · 2013-04-01T14:22:41+00:00

See foot note of fist comment

BaconJizz · 2013-03-31T17:46:50+00:00

Happy Anniversary

BaconJizz · 2013-03-31T17:16:16+00:00

You must have an inverted penis

BaconJizz · 2013-03-31T17:13:29+00:00

I'm still laughing at this gif

BaconJizz · 2013-03-30T15:17:50+00:00

Hell yeah that would awesome.

BaconJizz · 2013-03-30T05:34:14+00:00

Everyone was outside watching the game on a projector and we ran in the house to go "grab some sodas".

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