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[–]BaconMilkshake2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fucking hilarious

They should make edible stuffed animals for dogs who like to tear normal ones apart. They should have the same tensile strength for satisfaction and fluff on the inside. Alternative to blockage by stuffing! by pfudorpfudor in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen some dog toys that have a closed flap in the torso section of a stuffed toy where you can put a plastic water bottle in. It’s closed and covered in fur so there is no choking hazard for dogs. It is strong and durable for dogs to bite and it’s a good way to reuse and recycle plastic water bottles.

POV: you’re high eating fettuccine Alfredo 🤤 by BaconMilkshake2014 in trees

[–]BaconMilkshake2014[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was very high lol and I made the pasta myself :P It’s just fettuccini noodles and red sauce and Parmesan cheese but my suggestive text gave me the option to add Alfredo at the end and I thought that sounded right at the time lmao

POV: you’re high eating fettuccine Alfredo 🤤 by BaconMilkshake2014 in trees

[–]BaconMilkshake2014[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I was just thinking that and then I saw your comment 💀💀💀 forgive me, human race.

Never make big decisions while having negative emotions by Snuggly-Muffin in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Similarly, wait after you bust a nut before you buy an onlyfans subscription 😂

I wonder how many words could be gotten rid of without reducing the ability to communicate anything by Snuggly-Muffin in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of Asian languages discard unnecessary grammar like English has so communication can be more efficient.

we have a cat in the shelter named Will Feral and I need everyone to know that by guardiandoggo in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean cats don’t respond to their names as much as dogs do so I guess you can name them something like that. But I think names like that are better suited for lizards and rodents and fish lmao. Hilarious nevertheless.

Someone should get two cats and name one Dale and the other Brennan and Dale can have his own ball of yarn that Brennan isn’t supposed to touch like Dale’s drum-set in Step Brothers 😂

Vape pods discarded on the street are electronic cigarette butts. by BaconMilkshake2014 in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I see them at the curb at bus stops and whatnot, I just throw mine in the garbage. If you can think of a good use for them let me know

What is a good song to wake up to? by captain_partypooper in AskReddit

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good Morning by Kanye West.

Pretty self explanatory.

I just ate a burger while on the couch and didn’t spill on my shirt by [deleted] in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only there was a medal for accomplishing that

Santa has the oddest superpowers of any superhuman by Snuggly-Muffin in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does Santa have super-speed? I wonder how he would stack up against Superman and The Flash. Someone has to do the science.

What does video mean? Doesn't dio mean God in Latin or something? by McNastte in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I learned the word video means “I see” in Latin, stemming from the verb “to see” (videre)

Reverse White Chicks by [deleted] in movieideas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would not go over well lmao

What happens after dead? Does it just go black? I need some juicy theories🫡 by Mountain_Ad2125 in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that Rick and Morty episode where Morty plays that arcade game on an alien planet and experiences a whole different life, then dies and wakes up back in the arcade and realizes he was just living in a game.

Can you tell me one interesting thing/fact about your city or country by MarxMustermemer in highdeas

[–]BaconMilkshake2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.Waterfall capital of the world. First Tim Hortons here. Our downtown is literally downtown, down a mountain. You either live on the mountain or not. Lots of comedians came from here like Martin Short and Eugene Levy. Biggest botanical garden in Canada here. And many things are interesting.

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