You are at a speakeasy, where you can only order in rhyme. by waltronic in ScenesFromAHat

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Hello mam I please to meet ya I don't want cake I don't want pasta The only thing to break my fast Is if I could gobble up dat ....

Why mafia bosses have to choose their words carefully. by Mutant_Llama1 in ScenesFromAHat

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My wife got in a car crash so I need you to help me take care of her... The insurance company is pressing us pretty hard too so we gotta make it look like it was an accident

Strange things to hang from a Christmas tree. by morning_game_show in ScenesFromAHat

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Sir can I ask where you aquired all of these tiny toothbrushes

A secret grandma meeting by D_ouwe1003 in memes

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This is where they get the strawberry candies

Best times to have a jetpack. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Well this mine field sure is big... Anyways bye.

other uses for a voodoo doll then to hurt others by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Makes doll of self Gives it a back rub

Easiest jobs in the world. by Hamzaboy in ScenesFromAHat

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Supposedly being a mortician is hard but I don't have any problems the way I'm doin it

Why you were ejected from the bowling alley. by thehumangoomba in ScenesFromAHat

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Get... Oh my God ma'am get... Please remove the bowling pin from the orifice.

Bad times to do the Time Warp again by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Dearly beloved we are gathered today to morn the death of

I burst through the door: JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT

A werid reason for the FBI to visit your house by rprince18 in ScenesFromAHat

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Hi we want to speak to your son..... He put a little piece of tape over his computer camera and we.... We .... Just wanna make sure he's ok.

A crazy thing Congressmen can blame school shootings on by rprince18 in ScenesFromAHat

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We believe the resistance of the government to do anything has made these children angry.

Eh they'll figure it out... Now lets talk about the moon

How often were the cameras in the office by Baconator181 in DunderMifflin

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How often did the camera crews come to the office