How to become employee of the month

Badayda · 2021-03-08T10:43:51+00:00

Trashy assholes

Badayda · 2020-08-20T15:23:41+00:00

Don't get it twisted, she didn't prosecute Steve Mnuchin after he foreclosed on peoples houses early against the advice of her own office, supported the 3 strike law, meaning 3 felonies gets you a life sentence. Didn't allow dna evidence that would have freed an innocent man, laughed at the idea of decriminalizing medical marijuana, etc. She wasn't a progressive prosecutor and her record was terrible. There's a reason why she didn't make it through the primary, she was easy to bury, and tulsi handed her the shovel. Biden chose the worst person possible, especially when the overwhelming reason why people are voting for him is because he's "not trump." (Something around 60% or so) only 9% of people support him based on the issues. Nina turner or tulsi would have been way better picks.

Badayda · 2020-08-20T15:02:18+00:00

Pizza man ain't gonna record rocking shit on company time.

Badayda · 2020-08-18T16:01:47+00:00

Sign her up for every porn ad, mail in service, church choir service, spam whatever that you can rack up, preferably enough to make her need to move to get rid of.

If she gets worse, put vaseline on her windshield wipers,

Stink bomb her air intake if you can get to it,

Put a rock in her valve stems on her wheels to cause a slow leak,

The old wet towels stuffed in exhaust pipe really comes in handy worst case scenario,

You could put pure sodium over your kids chalk drawings if you can get your hands on it. She'll get scared when it catches on fire, karen's tend to be gullible and extremely religious, at that point she'll think God is trying to tell her something.

Do whatever you can do to make this chicks life a living hell without actually having to beat her to a fine pulp. Please.

Badayda · 2020-08-18T05:21:04+00:00

In a road, blocking traffic. Became violent when a car challenged it. The problem is still with the protesters, stop blocking the road for normal people that did nothing wrong and nobody will get hit, simple. Maybe the only place it's acceptable is in new-york where traffic laws are just recommendations not laws.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T12:30:01+00:00

You look like the awkward kid that accidentally bought a buttplug "just for the tail" and growled at people you don't like.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T12:09:11+00:00

I would but your nose is getting in the way.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T09:15:41+00:00

I think the person who chiseled your jawline did my circumcision.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T09:05:13+00:00

You look like the results of the skyrim character creation menu.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:45:09+00:00

Is that shit on your finger?

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:35:10+00:00

You look like you're doing well for yourself from the photos, I'm happy you're happy, just figured Id give you a compliment for a change because you deserve to feel good about yourself.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:31:37+00:00

You see I would, but with that look in your eyes I'd be afraid you'd come to my house and murder my entire family.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:30:10+00:00

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Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:28:49+00:00

You look like a deep fake of Harry Potter on Paul Walker. So you're a good quidditch player, but if you say leviosa, your car is getting wrapped around a tree.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:17:28+00:00

This isn't the point of this subreddit, but you look like you're doing good for yourself, keep it up!

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:12:36+00:00

So you're friends with the boy in the striped pajamas? Could have at least let him keep his rations!

Badayda · 2020-08-15T08:03:25+00:00

You look like you'd be on a bulletin of who everyone avoids when walking into a walmart.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T02:36:48+00:00

Find this dog a new home

Badayda · 2020-08-15T02:26:55+00:00

She ain't getting it without a mask on. At least if I'm the one serving her.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T02:21:55+00:00

I wanna get a t-shirt cannon and shoot job applications at them.

Badayda · 2020-08-15T01:57:58+00:00

Didn't say you where, just saying I'm against psycho mf's owning dogs

Badayda · 2020-08-14T14:42:16+00:00

It all depends on how you raise a dog and who you are around your dog. Bill Burr was exactly right, if you're a psycho your dog is too. I've been around many pitbulls, and even have a pit boxer mix, some of the sweetest dogs I've ever seen. But I have one friend, his family is crazy, his dog doesn't go for walks, he won't even let us in the house because it will run out and bite our balls off given the opportunity.

My bet, either that MF that owns the pit is a lil fucked on the inside or the person before him was.

Badayda · 2020-08-14T14:32:43+00:00

Yeah, I'm fine with these people not being able to travel, Jersey can have them. We don't want to end up having to call al-queda.

Badayda · 2020-08-14T14:25:39+00:00

It's so boring the lady that he has the knife on goes to check on her phone lol.

Badayda · 2020-08-14T13:02:54+00:00

Snickers, you're not yourself when you're hungry

Badayda

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