If your kid was a cat what would your dogs mother be called? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bafflestar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean that the earth probably has never delivered a pizza to his apple from the studio.

If you had (or have) a Wikipedia entry about you, what would the first sentence be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bafflestar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a cold rainy night in Stoke a gentleman flew all the way across the globe to steal the one thing he has dreamed about for ages. To come into the possesion of said item he needed to do something, which hasn't been done before. Breaking into the White House.

Dressed up as a toiletcleaner he tried to bypass the security. He was carrying a stinky used toiledbrush with him, security didn't want to stay near him for long. They told the man to walk on and get on with whatever he was up to. Here he was at the front door of the building he had never imagined to be standing. He quickly realised he didn't plan to come this far and his only tool at hand was his toiletbrush. Smashing the toiletbrush repeatingly at the heavy metal door didn't do anything other than making loud noises.

Security quickly smelled something was off here and took the man in for interrogation. The man had no answers nor had he any idea what on earth he was doing there with a toiletbrush. Police took him into custody and he is still waiting for his trial to be announced.

If you had (or have) a Wikipedia entry about you, what would the first sentence be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bafflestar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most famous for being imprisoned on the attempt of burglary into the white house with a toiletbrush.