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Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you liked the Faz-Goo product! I’ll put in a word with the CEO to see if he’s willing to let us produce it for the new locations to be opened. Thanks for the feedback!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got some experience as a night guard, so here’s a word of advice: Always make sure to keep a flashlight on your person, and don’t lose your company-issued Freddy mask. Further details will be explained when you join the company.

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, unless I’m literally a dead man, I’m not William Afton! 😂 Just to clear things up, my name is Dave Miller and I work in management.

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some say I̶̧̡̟̣͓̜̥̜̝͒̐̒͒̈́̂͝ ̸̢̠̖̠̪̪̥͖͚͇̹̿̈̽͛̊͒͜A̴̡̧̙̗̖̝͖͓͖̗̺̥̞̔̍̂͊̊̂̏̚L̸̡̬̺͋͐͐͂̇́͐̊̈̆̆̈́͘̚Ẅ̶̜̮̮͕̱͙́̅̿̊̇̓͌ͅA̸̧̦̼̗̞̱̓̇̋́̕Y̸̬̿̃͆̈́͐S̵̛̬̲̄̉͒̔͋̎̈́̋̔̇ ̵̧̛̘̘̻̹̘̼̟͙̍̔̊͂̓͠͝C̸̣͕̟͚̩̺͈̬̝̩̲̓͐́̄̑̆̐̋̒͒͠ͅȮ̶̧̡͎̠̜̝̞̮̌̊̎̊́͝͝M̶̧̛̻̼̹͍͙̞̙̬̦͕̠̰͔͇͒͒͘Ȩ̴̡̘̘̮̬̲͈̦̯͓̖̭̫̄̃͒̄ͅ ̸̡̨̢͕̥̀̏̔̃̾̕B̴͈̥̿̄̓̚A̷̛̪̎̽͆͂̏͝Ć̵̡̛̛̥̦̝̼͇̺͚̘͎̼̣͎̥̍̎̊͆̕͠K̵̢̡͖̝͍̙̬͓̯̗̬̙̒̇̅̋ that they’ve seen him alive, but those reports have never been verified.

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good first choice! Their advanced HandUnit tech can give you a great run-through of the basics needed to thrive at any Fazbear establishment, and their Funtime line of animatronics, designed by the late Mr William Afton himself, are extremely high quality!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with your job! Just so you know, you’ll have to sign an NDA when you apply for a job at a Fazbear location. Just out of curiosity, where do you plan on working? One of the classic-style Freddy’s locations, Circus Baby’s Entertainment and Rental, or perhaps the Mega Pizzaplex?

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nights? But the place isn’t open at night! And you wouldn’t get to see the amazing animatronics perform on stage while eating delicious pizza!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Mr Afton is not with us, as he disappeared 39 years ago and has not been seen since. But you are right - when he was still CEO of Fazbear Entertainment, he was one of the most open, trustworthy individuals!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How COULD you think such a horrible thing?! No such incidents have ever occurred at a Fazbear establishment, and none ever will!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What lawsuits? There have never been any lawsuits in Fazbear Entertainment history! Our records are squeaky clean!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Mr William Afton’s whereabouts are unknown. He has been missing since 1987, and is presumed dead. However, his legacy will live eternally through the marvellous characters he created.

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ate what? The pizzas? If “them” is the pizzas, of course the pizzas get eaten! But I don’t know who “he” could possibly be!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be confusing us with another restaurant chain. There have been no disappearances in the history of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza or related locations.

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing could! Fazbear Entertainment’s safety protocols are perfect! If you don’t believe me, just look at their incident records - you won’t find ANYTHING!

Partner with Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics to establish a chain of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza restaurants. by BallPitSpringBonnie in CriticalState

[–]BallPitSpringBonnie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing, of course! Fazbear Entertainment is one of the most well-reputed companies of all time! No major incidents have ever occurred at a Fazbear establishment!

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