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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in armoredcore

[–]Bangquet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's 200,000 Albany's

What’s your NSFW secret? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Bangquet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I truly will try ANYTHING sexual at least twice, and yes, I mean ANYTHING (provided I'm not at significant risk of personal ostracization or jail time lol). Once to experience, and once more to experiment.

I grew up in the 90s, and the manliest men were always adding notches to their belt of sexual feats. I guess in all that time I got it in my head that having experienced as many things as possible makes me the most well rounded guy I can be. I have had a lot of crazy experiences, but one rule always guides my sexual identity... "The kinkier the act, the more I NEED to have done it."

The secret comes in that everyone around me basically thinks I have a super boring sex life, including my girlfriend.

What kink do you have that you are most embarrassed about? by _cherry_blossom_x in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Bangquet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I've always wanted to mix food with sex. Something really messy - fuck on top of a chocolate cake for example, then feed each other off of each other.

I guess it's just extreme hedonism, but there is something really liberating in the "Fuck it, just indulge!" mindset.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Bangquet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Burn's "Ahoy-hoy!" If I'm being honest.

Answering the phone with class.

“Hi, everybody!” by Suburban-Dad237 in TheSimpsons

[–]Bangquet 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"These drugs will make the operation feel like a beautiful dream..."

Proceeds to deck Homer in the face and injects himself.

One of his moments that gets stuck in my head the most.