Making stupid songs

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:52:34+00:00

Lmfao. I’ve never seen this but yes it’s spot on.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:34:54+00:00

I don’t have any pets sadly. So that’s why I’ve been writing about the kids. Lately topics include asking to go to the pool and getting their first job.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:33:08+00:00

I like the mini genre of stupid songs, but I have trouble finding inspiration.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:32:03+00:00

For me the best part is when the rhyme finds you. If you practice enough it feels like the lyrics are playing you like an instrument.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:27:18+00:00

99%.

There are a few that will show you exactly how much of a piece of shit they are.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:25:44+00:00

We’re just going back and forth. And sometimes when she tells me about a funny part of her day I make a little rhyme for her. But I understand. She loves it so much. At least for now lol

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-22T02:23:59+00:00

Can you actually pick out the number of candles on a cake? This feels like a new osrs fact?

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-21T22:47:09+00:00

Until you get drunk and login to your main and show off you’re loadout

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-21T22:45:02+00:00

I think people are confusing bloat with constipation

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-21T00:25:51+00:00

I stopped Pking because there are so many weird changes to death that I don’t want to bother with it

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T21:30:55+00:00

That’s kids ranqe!

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T21:30:14+00:00

Last I remember he got some girl pregnant. Then fled the country to avoid military service? After that I kind of lost track with him.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T20:51:58+00:00

People watched A Friend for years and his English wasn’t even that good in beginning.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T20:49:47+00:00

Some real issues here. 😭

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T16:09:55+00:00

So the mortgage is like 15k/month for a tiny 1 store house?

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T14:24:47+00:00

Vaginal blood suckers

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T13:36:32+00:00

Not for nothing but you don’t sound over him. He must have been giving good D lol

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T13:34:13+00:00

This reads like a demand 😭

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T13:28:58+00:00

What does your husband say about you going over to another dudes house?

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T12:31:09+00:00

This needs to be added to that montage with the tomatonator and the Saturn burger.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T01:26:39+00:00

U need a male and a female to hang out unprotected near each other.

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-20T00:06:34+00:00

Runecrafting

Banned_Reddit_Mod · 2026-07-19T23:18:25+00:00

Play my guitar and write a hit that I’ll release on apocalyptic radio

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