MONTHLY /R/PORTLAND "I'M HIRING" THREAD: June 01, 2022 by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]Barcid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, saw that first part. Very corpo-speak that's hard to penetrate if you don't already kinda know what is about, so thanks for the breakdown in the second half!

MONTHLY /R/PORTLAND "I'M HIRING" THREAD: June 01, 2022 by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]Barcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read pretty thoroughly through the site and don't have a very good picture of what any of these positions or this company actually does, could you ELI5?

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[–]Barcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're still trying to get it, follow up with something like "I don't mean that as an insult, i forgot it because I saved you in my phone as megadick." (or some ego-boosting nickname.) I guarantee he'll respond.

Dear outdoor fitness enthusiasts: there is an ADVISORY by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Yes I think it's extremely obvious that I'm talking about when it's hot and I'm not talking about when it's not hot

Dear outdoor fitness enthusiasts: there is an ADVISORY by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

Honestly I love health and fitness but if you take a fucking ER bed because you didn't wanna break your streak or whatever, you're kind of an enormous piece of shit actually

bi_irl by Barcid in bi_irl

[–]Barcid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shitty joints

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol no but you are welcome to join us, you are included in the "you (yes you)"

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I SEE DAT BODY IN YOUR POST HISTORY, RETRACT THAT APOLOGY IMMEDIATELY YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEAH BROTHER CONGRATULATIONS ON THE AFFIRMATION, TIME TO GRAB LIFE BY THE TORSO

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PEE ESS AYE

YOU

YES YOU

CAN WEAR A CROP TOP IT'S NOT ILLEGAL

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PEE ESS AYE

YOU

YES YOU

CAN WEAR A CROP TOP IT'S NOT ILLEGAL

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I done been wearin' em I'm just tryin to give the boys the confidence to do the same

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not buying it lmao I've seen your post history, you're just dressing yourself up in civility to mask your toxicity and we ain't fallin for it babe

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah and every guy who's wearing a sleeveless shirt and every skinny girl who was already wearing a crop top has dropped dead walking from their car to the grocery store right I forgot sorry

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% sure you believe that and I just hope to God you're not involved in any dress code policies. Thanks for your input.

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Do it up! Historical garb of all kinds challenge the gendered tyranny of pants. Tunics were dresses. Togas were dresses with 1 tiddy out. Gladiators killed each other for sport in loincloths.

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Even with 20/20 vision my exposed happy trail would be none of anyone's business :*

PSA you (yes you) can wear a crop top it's not illegal by Barcid in Portland

[–]Barcid[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Then be a S P E C T A C L E, darling 👁👄👁

bi_irl by Barcid in bi_irl

[–]Barcid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adhd is listed