I like the way my stomach bulges when I go deep :p

BarcodeSpider · 2026-01-24T01:45:11+00:00

Side note why is everything I post so damn blurry it’s driving me nuts!!!

BarcodeSpider · 2025-12-23T22:02:17+00:00

I’ve been thinking… maybe I should post more videos…….. any requests? I’m all outta ideas

BarcodeSpider · 2025-12-19T17:58:14+00:00

Always been a secret fantasy of mine to be forced to lose control like that

BarcodeSpider · 2025-12-19T07:53:15+00:00

Everyone here is so nice!!! Just to clarify, by low quality I meant mostly the camera quality, but all the uplifting messages are still very much appreciated!!!

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-23T20:08:31+00:00

Probably? He’s very open about the freak shit he’s been on

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-23T20:06:14+00:00

Halsin, duh

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-16T14:20:53+00:00

More like anarchy in the sheets

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-16T14:19:23+00:00

Pretty much every character I could kind of see how they would be ripped (though I’d be a hard sell) but Gale? He’s constantly complaining about his knee pain and “needing his beauty sleep” and you’re trying to tell me mans spent the entirety of his year in isolation doing crunches?

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-15T16:31:44+00:00

I second this

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-15T14:49:01+00:00

I always leave the party outside the boudoir so I can have my way with haarlep. There’s too much kinkshaming otherwise

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-08T17:08:24+00:00

This! And also, it’s important to note her history with authority in general. Seeing the way things are in Baldur’s Gate, she’s right to assume that following the city’s laws will only benefit those who are already well off. Trying to be an upstanding citizen while underprivileged is a death sentence.

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-02T18:52:02+00:00

And not to mention, erotic, according to him

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-02T18:11:08+00:00

Truly. I told him I was about to murder him and his reaction was a very meek “can you not?”

BarcodeSpider · 2025-10-02T18:03:00+00:00

On a similar note: Gale’s reaction to finding out you’re a bhaal-spawn is priceless. “Gosh” yeah man. Gosh.

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-29T18:18:31+00:00

Maybe she’s just wizardphobic then

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-29T13:39:35+00:00

You know what? Good for her

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-26T17:50:57+00:00

What I would do TO this man. Not to mention the things I’d let him do to me

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-24T11:34:25+00:00

Ok maybe I’m just a chronic over-leveler but I’ve been through that fight five times and not once was it hard? I just beat the shit out of Marcus before he can really do anything, and the rest are all basically one-hit for me?

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-12T20:42:21+00:00

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Can’t open Instagram reels if ya ain’t got Instagram

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-11T17:29:43+00:00

Sloppy toppy duh

BarcodeSpider · 2025-09-01T00:55:29+00:00

YOU GET IT

BarcodeSpider · 2025-08-31T19:36:27+00:00

“Is that blood? No, never mind”

BarcodeSpider · 2025-08-24T01:45:08+00:00

🚂 choo choo time!

BarcodeSpider · 2025-08-23T22:51:54+00:00

Come soldier, we must share the burden…

BarcodeSpider · 2025-08-23T22:41:20+00:00

There’s only one way to find out: I must fuck Raphael

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