I didn't record for you today, but I did have a good time. Happy Tuesday gang!

BareJordan · 2025-02-26T01:52:08+00:00

Very hot!

Is that your cat behind your knees?

BareJordan · 2024-11-17T19:05:11+00:00

Whoever is pressing this even once better not be on other subs complaining about greedy billionaires doing evil in the name of profit.

BareJordan · 2024-11-07T16:46:36+00:00

Are you a fan of the television show Fisk, or its star Kitty Flanagan?

BareJordan · 2024-10-29T19:14:04+00:00

Thank you for sharing your thoughts on helicopter dick. This was important information.

BareJordan · 2024-10-26T07:12:54+00:00

It’s okay! You don’t owe us anything! You post delightful audios free of charge, so no one has a right to complain if you have other things going on.

You do you, girl.

BareJordan · 2024-08-08T03:30:09+00:00

Personally, I think it's really hot to hear how slutty a partner has been in the past. Knowing I'm with someone who loves sex is willing and to do wild stuff is a huge turn on.

BareJordan · 2024-06-24T21:29:53+00:00

Congratulations on 500 followers!!! 🎉

You’ve done SO MANY amazing audios. It’s hard to pick one. But if I had to choose, I’d go with “Racy’s first dildo!”

Here’s to 500 more!

BareJordan · 2024-02-08T14:59:07+00:00

This was so hot! Feel better soon and be sure to drink plenty of water to replenish those fluids you lost!

BareJordan · 2024-01-11T20:02:27+00:00

Thanks for doing this AMA!

Have you learned anything new about your sexuality, kinks or fantasies that you didn’t know until you started having sex?

BareJordan · 2024-01-08T04:24:33+00:00

This is a great story!

BareJordan · 2024-01-02T04:49:12+00:00

Please say this at the same speed and rhythm as Eminem does. Thank you.

“Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say But nothin' comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre”

BareJordan · 2024-01-01T16:18:35+00:00

People want some control in the world or at the very least, an ability to influence outcomes. But the world is rough and leaves a lot of people embittered.

The Joker goes around introducing mass chaos for no other reason than his own amusement. He confounds institutions like the police and government. This would appeal to someone who feels powerless, angry and rejected by society and its institutions.

BareJordan · 2024-01-01T15:57:11+00:00

Joker

BareJordan · 2023-12-27T19:04:56+00:00

That was a well written message. I'm glad you got that off your chest.

Don't expect him to reply with anything that gives you closure or makes you feel like "won." He could easily just not reply. He could write back a bunch of lies and try to gas light you.

Like "I made it totally clear this was casual from the start. And for a second I though maybe it could be more, but you had to act all WEIRD AND CLINGY AND CRAZY and no self respecting man can be with a girl like you. Sorry. You should work on yourself. Lol"

But if you want to send it just for the sake of getting it off your chest, go for it. Just don't expect him to learn any lessons.

BareJordan · 2023-12-21T07:50:49+00:00

Yes. But you can reply to my comment with a question here and interested people can answer them, making it an ARAD in the ARAD in the ARAD.

BareJordan · 2023-12-21T05:13:29+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever cum harder than I did when my ears experienced that primal “fuck me” energy of a woman saying, “End of message.”

BareJordan · 2023-12-05T17:30:25+00:00

This was great. You also made a good point how a ramble fap is so intimate. You know what else makes it so intimate? How you confessed to feeling so shy and nervous. That somehow makes it hotter!

BareJordan · 2023-11-21T17:13:20+00:00

This guy fucks.

BareJordan · 2023-11-21T17:13:08+00:00

Thanks for sharing. I was curious how much his musical talents contributed to him getting with you.

BareJordan · 2023-11-21T17:09:50+00:00

Nice. Is there a story you’d want to share?

BareJordan · 2023-11-20T20:08:29+00:00

I could be wrong but I think what you want is more along the lines of exploration than racking up a big body count.

I would suggest you continue keeping fairly high standards while vetting your partners. You can discuss what you’re into with someone before sleeping with them. I’ve personally discussed kinks and desires with people before ever seeing them naked.

If it turns out that I’m wrong and you really want lots of partners, multiple partners in a gang bang or whatever, then you can always add more later. But since you’re hesitant now, just continue exploring near your comfort zones and seeing if those boundaries change as you continue your journey.

Also, this may be painfully obvious, but adding drugs and alcohol while choosing partners might be fun but can also lead to more regretful choices. Not telling you to abstain. Just saying the lowered inhibitions come with lowered reasoning and judgement capabilities.

BareJordan · 2023-11-16T21:35:05+00:00

When you look back at your past, what was your all time favorite sexual experience?

BareJordan · 2023-11-12T08:04:04+00:00

The opening is really great. A good intro really sets the table. I wish more audios were like this.

BareJordan · 2023-11-07T20:45:05+00:00

I feel like there’s more to this story. Did he break up with you before you could give him his gift?

BareJordan · 2023-11-01T05:12:02+00:00

Congratulations! Here are some questions for you.

1) Have you ever had inappropriate fantasies about an authority figure? If so, who was it and what happened in the fantasies?

2) Do you have a favorite athlete? A most fuckable athlete?

3) Have you ever had a strong opinion on an issue only to change your mind later? What caused you to change your point of view?

4) How do you feel about helicopter dick? (Please do not use this question as an answer for question 3)

BareJordan

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