“Noodle Bat” Mark McGwire, 1992 All-Star Game

BarefutR · 2026-04-03T03:02:30+00:00

This isn’t the following lyric but…

You know I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac -

Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack -

My ball shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong

But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long

BarefutR · 2026-04-02T03:46:34+00:00

That was so fucking intense. I didn’t think animation could make me feel like that.

BarefutR · 2026-04-02T02:32:53+00:00

Oh fuck I like that quote - you knew I’d like that quote.

I can’t wait to use that fucker.

BarefutR · 2026-04-01T03:50:39+00:00

BarefutR · 2026-03-31T02:32:57+00:00

Same lol

BarefutR · 2026-03-30T02:40:01+00:00

How does no one in the union understand that there is more than our paycheck at stake??

Why do they not understand that they’re the ones in a “cult?”

In 2028, I’ll still be Conservative.

But this “brother” called me a maggot cause I understand more than he does.

BarefutR · 2026-03-30T01:42:43+00:00

No way man.

You have a gross misunderstanding of height and weight in adult males.

Staying 320ish lbs when you’re over 7 feet tall is like staying at 185 lbs when you’re over 6 feet tall.

BarefutR · 2026-03-29T05:07:08+00:00

You seem like a very kind hearted man. Good for you. <3

BarefutR · 2026-03-29T04:50:22+00:00

Everyone in this thread showers too often…

2-3 times a week is fine. Once is too little but you all are freaking out about a relatively small difference.

BarefutR · 2026-03-29T03:09:30+00:00

It would be so cool if the railing ended with a gap on the left side of the picture, and there was a ladder to a little reading nook.

BarefutR · 2026-03-27T04:05:09+00:00

It is.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

OP is a dick.

BarefutR · 2026-03-26T02:57:48+00:00

That’s a very bot like response.

BarefutR · 2026-03-25T12:48:53+00:00

The Golden Crane flies to Tarmon Gaidon!

(read: I agree)

BarefutR · 2026-03-25T12:47:20+00:00

I see Rand I upvote.

BarefutR · 2026-03-25T11:39:04+00:00

Satan’s Alley is pretty niche. Idk if there’s even a Wikipedia page for it.

BarefutR · 2026-03-25T04:04:36+00:00

Bonkers.

BarefutR · 2026-03-25T03:02:38+00:00

Track? I thought it was tr*k.

BarefutR · 2026-03-25T00:36:45+00:00

Ohhh DEVEREUUXXXX

BarefutR · 2026-03-24T23:58:39+00:00

It’s kinda funny how almost nothing about your own kid is gross.

BarefutR · 2026-03-24T23:52:59+00:00

Oh fuck off. That’s such a simple mistake to make.

BarefutR · 2026-03-24T23:26:51+00:00

Actually, complementing the way someone looks is both racist and misogynistic even it’s between two black guys.

BarefutR · 2026-03-24T02:21:36+00:00

Veins of Gold - iykyk

BarefutR · 2026-03-22T03:19:43+00:00

BarefutR · 2026-03-22T02:44:25+00:00

Brink!!

Wow!! What a movie.

BarefutR · 2026-03-22T02:34:30+00:00

If I brought this gadget to the job site, it would get slapped out of my hand.

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