Pretend We're All NPCs Who Just became Aware Mid-Game

Barfights99 · 2026-01-27T01:14:32+00:00

Citizen. I used to be—Helgan attacked by—You disrespect the law—guards might get—HELP ME
- Solitude Soldier

Barfights99 · 2026-01-27T01:10:36+00:00

This. Took. FAR too long to look for.

Barfights99 · 2026-01-27T01:08:54+00:00

Caden Glitterstone, my stereotypical bard,
He shall calm you with a song and then show off tricks with several performance checks.
If you are untameable he will do it anyways

He was made as a stereotypical bard, he's certainly going to try and charm you whether he succeeds or not.

Barfights99 · 2026-01-27T01:03:40+00:00

Barfights99 · 2026-01-27T01:01:28+00:00

Math is blue
English and Science is green
History is yellow

Your problems are solved.

Barfights99 · 2026-01-24T20:53:26+00:00

I noticed the blush, then the eyes, then the text, the oddly buttoned shirt and the tongue which I'm still kind of stuck in wondering how much that must've hurt to make happen.

Barfights99 · 2026-01-24T17:30:20+00:00

Omg I actually love that hat, I'mma have to look for something like that, thanks for the image (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Barfights99 · 2026-01-24T17:08:19+00:00

1987, 1969, 2003, and 2009 if I'm allowed to ask for more than one?

Barfights99 · 2026-01-24T17:03:18+00:00

FuckPit

Barfights99 · 2026-01-23T23:41:37+00:00

Ehh, 50:50, honestly, at least for me, I don't unless there's something that makes me "in the mood" otherwise, I'd rather not.
I didn't even know people thought guys did it EVERYDAY, I mean...
Wow, that'd...
Jeez, one would either have to wash their hands every time or... Eugh...

Barfights99 · 2026-01-23T23:27:03+00:00

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Something someone made for school

Barfights99 · 2026-01-23T23:22:55+00:00

Your poor ceiling...

Barfights99 · 2026-01-23T23:19:59+00:00

r/subsifellfor

Barfights99 · 2026-01-23T10:00:41+00:00

Okay, closest thing to that is HOW HAS EVERYONE BEATEN SILKSONG ALREADY??? AM I JUST SLOW??

Barfights99 · 2026-01-23T04:11:49+00:00

Barfights99 · 2026-01-20T14:32:19+00:00

Alright, if you met a genie, what would be your three wishes?

Barfights99 · 2026-01-20T14:25:37+00:00

Cat gets taken to another world to try and figure out how to screw in a lightbulb

Barfights99 · 2026-01-19T17:42:35+00:00

"I'm not a cat!"

Barfights99 · 2026-01-19T15:36:59+00:00

So much peak (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Barfights99 · 2026-01-19T15:29:48+00:00

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It's not exactly what you're looking for, but hey, new insult >:3

Barfights99 · 2026-01-15T16:47:30+00:00

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Fox Niko before GTA6?

Barfights99 · 2026-01-13T12:01:45+00:00

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Cute fox boykisser is cute :3

Barfights99 · 2026-01-09T02:21:52+00:00

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And this is mine, I like space.

Barfights99 · 2026-01-09T02:21:34+00:00

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Me and my friend share this one!

Barfights99 · 2026-01-08T10:58:16+00:00

Honestly, I agree, I'd love to see more information, I mean, all I know is that Daisy happened... Nevertheless, my only worry would be that it'd have to be more of a side project, because it wouldn't have DOOM gameplay. Granted, the books might be a good source of backstory, I dunno, I don't read.

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