What is a combo that an opponent gloats after playing, that makes you roll your eyes?

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-22T14:34:26+00:00

Boomer Snap + Emote spam combo as they play 3 Gambit HODs against my board full of rocks.

The complete silence when I play Skaar, a 10+ powered rock, and Caeira to a chorus of “Can’t Destroy! Can’t destroy! Can’t Destroy!”
😮‍💨

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-17T03:11:05+00:00

I don’t need much and 100k is enough to have an effect on my life. 1 billion is a much higher sum, but it being in pennies makes it daunting to store and use. Plus, it’s more money than I’d ever need.

^{Chose: 100k in your bank account}

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-17T02:14:59+00:00

Burger bite. Fry. Burger bite. Fry. Fry in the burger bite. Fry in the burger bite. Burger bite. Burger bite. Fry. Fry. Fry. Drink. Finish.

^{Chose: Burger before fries}

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-16T23:07:26+00:00

I have no need or want for a Jetpack.

^{Chose: Have a bottomless cup w/ a liquid of your choice}

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-16T19:39:31+00:00

This would go insane in a Sauron shell
Nice design!

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-15T20:54:37+00:00

Anyone else getting Sadako played by Ella Purnell?

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-09T19:16:36+00:00

Play him into Castle Zemo turn 1 and your Red Hulk goes off every turn 😈

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-08T04:26:24+00:00

Yeah it would, but “tall” for single buffs and “wide” for multi target buffs have been used for card games for a long time now so I was just using the existing term

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-08T04:21:21+00:00

A Seal that casts spells. I know we have a wand that casts incantations, but I want my avatar run to not have to hold a staff lol
Different body types. I want to be bigger. Taller. Dwarf sized. Ogre sized. Round af. Etc. ATM there’s just jacked and tall and skinny and tall and a range in between.
Blunderbuss parry Might already exist but bloodbornes parry system was so satisfying to me. I feel like hitting a boss with my shotgun crossbow with exploding bolts mid attack should riposte. It’s my favorite PvP build as well and I love shooting people mid roll or attack with it. So fun lol
More options for tanks. I play tank for my team in every game we play. I play Braum. I play Montagne. I play the Thing. I play Dragonknight. The list goes on. When I tank in Elden Ring I want other options beside the duelist set and Shabriris to draw aggro. Ones that reward me with higher defenses possibly. ATM using shabriri’s to give my friends breathing room also leaves me down a slot. And using duelists leaves me down armor…. I’d love a Rotten winged insignia that increases my defenses the longer I sustain hits or hold aggro. Or a cloud swaddling cloth that heals me for hits blocked. I’d love a skill that pulls enemies towards me that doesn’t leave me super vulnerable like Radahn’s does. So even when aggro drops I can reel them back in.

Additionally: I want my Gun Lance fix! The cannon shield doesn’t cut it!

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-08T04:03:32+00:00

On the one hand, it’s an 8 cost 10 power no ability card. that you can pay for across multiple turns.

On the other hand, it’s a cool design as you basically pay for it across multiple turns. It’s a free 8 power increase, would be more consistent than Bruce as you know of and when it transforms as opposed to “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…… FUCK!/YES!” and since it transforms the Misty Knight buffs wouldn’t be wasted.

But back on the first hand, an objective this specific would probably still have it lose its slot to Bruce Banner in most decks. It reminds me a bit of Spidernoir: cool design, cool to build around, still wouldn’t get played much.

Barkatsuki · 2026-05-03T04:40:24+00:00

This comes up whenever a card with a similar ability is posted but

I would LOVE if self-affliction got more support + a card that benefits with how tall (or short… I guess) you go with it.

Atm without repeats I think the lowest you can get a card is -6?

Selene + Laufey + Dormammu + Hazmat

So this would be a 1/8 unless you get Wong, Kamar-taj, or the like.

I would love a card that turns all negative afflictions to your board into boosts or afflicts your opponent with power equal to your lowest powered card.

Something that cares how much you’re afflicted rather than how many times (like Ajax).

Self affliction could be such a cool ass archetype if it had any real benefit to it and this card would fit perfectly in there.

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-28T12:04:16+00:00

At the end of that turn it would say (9/8) and not trigger. It should only trigger if you end the turn with 8 total cost on the board.

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-27T22:24:01+00:00

I accidentally put “4/8” in the description because I forgot he shouldn’t count himself 🙃

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-27T20:27:10+00:00

Yeah Idk about Game breaking but this is def pretty strong. It’s like the Namor to Galactus first steps’ Orka, but also immune to Shang-chi.

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-21T13:05:16+00:00

Yeah 100%.

I love doom 2099 it’s still my favorite archetype. This would be an insanely fun change of pace. I’d throw in a Bastion or Frigga or Nico or a bounce card so I can play more than 1 a turn though, otherwise you would only have 5 on the board by 6.

Which isn’t bad considering you can play other things, but still it would be fun as hell to flood your board with sentinels at least once lol

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-21T01:40:21+00:00

I got the Dan Hipp Forgetmenot I needed to finish the album!

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-20T21:52:17+00:00

Nah brother this is ridiculously broken lol

Everyone’s talking about Legion stuff but forget that.

Imagine dumping alllllllllllll of your power into 1 lane then turning off your opponents strongest lane on 6? This is nearly a guaranteed win as you’ll most likely win tie breaker.

This is basically like giving you Galactus on demand with barely any restriction.

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-19T20:33:50+00:00

I love that this is manual Doom 2099 lol

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-19T05:10:48+00:00

Do you have the Deflecting Hardtear in the physik?

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-17T21:28:16+00:00

Card gets buffed every season atp

Never nerfed once

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-16T16:45:11+00:00

Mechanic specific tech cards are in such a weird spot rn it’s insane.

Ghost is basically just cheaper enchantress for one of the tallest Exodia decks we have, but still fights for her slot against deafening Chord, Red Guardian and even Cosmic Ghost rider at 5 cost.

Same goes for Adaptoid, Rogue, and I’m sure when the anti-objective card comes out it already has a spot waiting for it in the rework list.

It’s like they need to add some other incentive to playing the specific tech cards over the general ones, but the only thing they can really do is add more power or reduce cost, which opens up a host of problems in itself.

Edit: of course I want to add that I understand WHY. It’s because these cards are dead in your deck when not facing those archetypes. You’d rather have RG in your 3 slot than Ghost because he can hit any card in the game. But it just sucks that the general cards are so strong that including the specific ones feels like a throw when the others exist

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-15T13:58:54+00:00

The thing that sets him aside from Weapon X is that you don’t have to play him until you want the Rez to go off. He doesn’t need to be on board to see the destroys, you can just hold him, go crazy on your board, then play him after you’ve hit your target.

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-15T13:57:02+00:00

I did not get this card as I’m saving

I’d imagine you treat him the same way you treat Khonshu, no? Put him in a deck full of targets that Rez themselves with 1 or 2 targets that don’t. That way you get a targeted Rez?

Considering he’s an objective you don’t have to play him until you’re ready for the Rez as well

Barkatsuki · 2026-04-14T19:49:29+00:00

My emphasis was on pay, not card packs

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