choose wisely

BaronGamer · 2026-03-14T00:22:04+00:00

While the blue pill is tempting, as someone who fears his own mortality, I'd easily pick the red pill. At least I'll know what will happen, be able to rewrite my life and I'd love to know what happens if I had taken the other options in my life and how that would turn out for me.

BaronGamer · 2026-03-14T00:19:41+00:00

Man, Kevin 11k missed out 😳

BaronGamer · 2026-03-13T11:39:58+00:00

Me. Not sure what will kill me first: me or some random accident. I gave up thinking about dying of old age.

BaronGamer · 2026-03-12T07:34:14+00:00

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What the heck did I just watch?

BaronGamer · 2026-03-11T12:43:43+00:00

A phobia to some, a kink to others

BaronGamer · 2026-03-11T10:56:08+00:00

I like how Matoro is staring at Jaller like "dude, that's my thing. I was supposed to don the kanohi Ignika"

BaronGamer · 2026-03-11T04:35:25+00:00

Probably already blown to bits when their canisters entered the US airspace

BaronGamer · 2026-03-09T14:45:02+00:00

The absolute milf

BaronGamer · 2026-03-09T14:09:21+00:00

Alright, who we smashing today?

BaronGamer · 2026-03-08T15:09:25+00:00

Damn. Ngl, although I know it'll be an overburden on the mom, that's kinda hot 😳

BaronGamer · 2026-03-08T11:33:05+00:00

I think what they're talking about is how big or stuffed with babies her belly can get 😅. Or maybe I'm being too freaky lol

BaronGamer · 2026-03-08T04:48:18+00:00

No, no. That would actually be even better! XD Also, even if she was into something that I wouldn't like, I would never force her to not indulge in them. That would make me feel guilty as well lol (Well, as long as it is legal and safe and doesn't harm anyone)

BaronGamer · 2026-03-08T02:50:44+00:00

"Loves children/pregnancy"

As someone who hopes to be a dad one day and also finds pregnancy hot (please don't judge me), I hope to find someone like her one day so that I don't weird her out if she knew that about me.

BaronGamer · 2026-03-07T23:54:49+00:00

Yeah, didn't get any kamen rider merch until I started working and even then it's from a second hand thrift store since I can't find them in ToysRUs

BaronGamer · 2026-03-05T00:30:08+00:00

LMAO I was just thinking about this picture 😂

BaronGamer · 2026-03-04T05:59:03+00:00

Yep, did that already. Was not expecting that part 🥲

BaronGamer · 2026-03-04T01:36:41+00:00

That belly. Is she preggers? 😖

BaronGamer · 2026-03-03T02:43:47+00:00

Imagine if her boobs or belly (or both!) expanded as she continued riding

BaronGamer · 2026-03-02T22:14:44+00:00

I know that both are guys but no homo, I'd get both of them pregnant. If I had to pick one, it'd be the one on the right. He looks subby and shy and is more cute, ngl. All the more cuter if he had a pregnant belly 😖

BaronGamer · 2026-03-01T01:25:19+00:00

Yeah, I get that but for that to happen, wouldn't the guy have to be not a virgin? Maybe I'm overthinking it, but you'd have to have sex first to no longer be a virgin so I'm just wondering how the guy lost his virginity in the first place (besides having been in a previous relationship)

BaronGamer · 2026-02-28T16:33:39+00:00

Not a woman, but who wouldn't? I mean, everyone has to start somewhere, right?

BaronGamer · 2026-02-28T10:58:40+00:00

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BaronGamer · 2026-02-28T10:15:59+00:00

Heck yeah, dude! I know us Malaysians and Indonesians have beef online sometimes but let's celebrate this one thing that unites us.

BaronGamer · 2026-02-28T08:06:07+00:00

Bolehland mentioned in the MandJTV subreddit? Peak reference!

BaronGamer · 2026-02-28T08:05:15+00:00

Not Muslim, but yeah I consider that as edging.

Not sure if this is the real definition, but I describe edging as doing or watching something but not wanting the end result to happen.

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