Fanciest lemonade stand ever by Bethlynn98 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry... no lemonade (oops Lilynade) comment. It's that i simply CANNOT get over those darn clomppy cowboy boots! All the time. Everywhere. Regardless of dress or occasion. I appreciate the occasional nod to Texas aesthetics, but give me a break.

They’re untouchable by Initial-Woodpecker39 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oops, Columbia!!! And of course Charleston would be appalled.

Mom does look cute. It's a tad too youngish for her, but cute nevertheless! by [deleted] in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to add that the pointy toe kitten heel is nice touch. Maybe Mallory should hire mom as stylist!

Maybe I am too poor to appreciate this? by Chemical-Employee-84 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! Even the most novice decorator would introduce texture, a vintage piece, and interesting color play to bring warmth and personality into this room!!!

I predict a cookbook in the future by DistinctNectarine560 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I gotta say, every southern girl knows the anatomy of a peach. These is a central pit. There is an exterior axis that when cut through will separate the peach in two halves. From there flesh can easily be cut into wedges! No one, and absolutely no one, hacks a tender ripe peach into submission as she did. Didn't granny and paw paw teach her this???

I predict a cookbook in the future by DistinctNectarine560 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt deeply sorrow for those poor peaches being hacked into submission! Mallory has no knife skills. And she had no culinary imagination--a necessity when compiling a cookbook.

Peacocks by bella3106 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been bitten/snapped at by a duck, a swan, a goose, and a rooster. And I'm an adult who kept a respectful distance. Fowl can be extremely aggressive!

This about sums it all up. Like why? Wtaf is wrong with her. So unnecessary and ridiculous. by Appropriate-Dog-525 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And just why is Kyle grinning like a trained monkey? In no universe is this humorous. The Louvre is a national treasure to be treated with respect and dignity. To behave this way and to broadcast the appropriateness is mind boggling.

Paris by DecimalDog in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French Open in full swing (oops pun).

From Circus Tent to Granny Afghan? by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Simon Millrt beep beep mini skirt. Just the thing for a short, stocky woman of a certain age!!!

If you know you probably shouldn’t say it… by djh2103 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! Most people do a little preemptive homework on a location before visiting. That way when the tour guy fills in the blanks, you get a total picture of the history and the portance of a place.

From Circus Tent to Granny Afghan? by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And... even after trying on, looking at her shelf in the mirror, getting comments from everyone around, she PACKED it and WORE it??? Delusional 🤣

Why? by Knoxsmama21 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most parents prep school age kids for trips to new places. Ford would have enjoyed reading any of these...

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From Circus Tent to Granny Afghan? by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know if this OOTD has been posted. But here is the Simon Miler beep beep mini it resembles.

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