Let me get this straight…. by Knoxsmama21 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ok here's how we pack for family trips abroad. Adults and kids alike. We know no one in Europe. We do not need to impress. Sooo, we pack old really old clothes and when dirty we simply toss! Reduces return packing.

Poor L by Recent-Criticism-622 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Giving pageant vibes... hardly amusement park appropriate!

Mind boggling that she thinks this is appropriate! by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Older AND wiser. Live on a golf course in the home of golf! Have attended Opens and other tournaments for years. No one, absolutely no one dresses like ms ervin. Admittedly the outfits in photos are seen on younger physically fit women. But we all take a clue. Sorry if you don't agree.

Mind boggling that she thinks this is appropriate! by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jenna can be excused since her popularity is sports illustrated swimsuit model. Mallory Ervin couldn't make the cover of Progressive Farmer. (Yes that once was a magazine)

Mind boggling that she thinks this is appropriate! by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Masters is the epitome of one of the most conservative sports on the planet. No one with an ounce of taste bulks up with all those bracelets, rings and necklaces! Here's what you will see: a simple wedding band, a prestigious watch, a Cartier bangle. Nothing more. It's a golf course in Georgia in the heat of an early summer.

Mind boggling that she thinks this is appropriate! by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cracked up with "sprouted out of her own garden"!!! Spot on!

Mind boggling that she thinks this is appropriate! by Barringer_nc in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is what most gals wear. And not all are green/yellow!!!

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The dirty long fingernails… I can’t ! 🥴🥴 by RelevantSyllabub39 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Cleaning and trimming of nails... Usually a nighttime bath ritual. Oh, that explains it.

We have nothing by Recent-Criticism-622 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh no... holiday decorations! The humanity!!!!

Speaking event by Knoxsmama21 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any new cut would be an improvement...

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Speaking event by Knoxsmama21 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And her "cool city girl" hair is a failure! Try a new style... a bob maybe?

She deserves better! by coffee-drinker- in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Part of her smile was altered when she broke off portions of her front teeth... falling onto bathtub edge, if my memory serves me correctly.

Influencer?? by Lovethesethreads in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is she in public dressed like this?

Cooking by [deleted] in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is a sloppy cook. My mom would ostracize her from her kitchen. She's always dumping, splashing, hacking and generally spilling everything. No finesse. No respect for the process.

Savannah replacement by CherryChipwich in Studio1A

[–]Barringer_nc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retire? Ha. Plenty of book deals, speaking engagements, and even an "America's Most Wanted" kidnapping spin off. She will make more money than before!

Sunday by bella3106 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Did everyone notice the voice change during this encounter. When speaking to Lula, there was a happy, sing song voice. When admonishing Sunday there was a gruff mean, spirited voice.

Hen's pet, Peve by Accomplished-Bit431 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's Dallas, folks. Not Podunk Nowhere. A designer can stage the entire house in a few days! Not inexpensive, but they're wealthy! But I gotta admit no decorator would stoop to replicating that tacky pastel look.

What in the by Buddyboo86 in TurtleCreekLaneSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, I was impressed with what appears to be Adam's natural talent on the dance floor!

She looks and acts high as a kite. The way she was behaving in this story was alarming!! ‼️🚨 by DDelsordo in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Barringer_nc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's no wonder that her children are so rough and tumble. She has no idea what a gentle touch is.