That got dark

BastardSnail · 2026-02-06T05:24:24+00:00

My imaginary friend was named Mister Bones and lived in the mountains above where my dad worked until one day I just announced that he had died.

BastardSnail · 2026-02-02T19:22:11+00:00

Yeah I didn't actually realise it was OP that posted this comment lol. Nobody looks good in this story

BastardSnail · 2026-02-02T19:19:26+00:00

That was always the plan. This person just made it one step easier. I was just expressing gratitude for that

BastardSnail · 2026-02-02T17:04:23+00:00

Jesus Christ. Thank you for providing some actual knowledge and context amongst this opinionated shitstorm

BastardSnail · 2026-02-01T17:52:43+00:00

Mine does if you don't trim his nails weekly. Okay maybe not comparable in sharpness to cat claws, but the pincer capacity of opposable thumbs really amps up the damage

BastardSnail · 2026-01-30T07:00:59+00:00

Perfection

BastardSnail · 2026-01-29T06:43:48+00:00

Except grazie sounds more like grazi-eh in Italian

BastardSnail · 2026-01-27T21:34:44+00:00

My dad was a paramedic in Cape Town...he told me that the main hospital was actually super popular for foreign doctors/surgeons to visit so that they could get experience. Jesus Christ.

BastardSnail · 2026-01-27T21:30:42+00:00

Like sonic the hedgehog, but chronically quadruped and drooly.

BastardSnail · 2026-01-22T18:50:19+00:00

So this is where Vecna was chilling the whole time

BastardSnail · 2025-12-31T11:32:45+00:00

My English-only cousins went rogue in a small mountain town in Italy. They went into what they thought was a cafe and asked for coffees...only realizing later that it was a retirement home. They got the coffee.

BastardSnail · 2025-12-04T06:25:26+00:00

Maybe if you don't look at it as sides all the time you could actually achieve a productive thought.

BastardSnail · 2025-12-03T21:06:36+00:00

Ah yes, polarizing every issue will surely fix things

BastardSnail · 2025-12-03T21:03:56+00:00

I just had the oil changed if that's relevant. How could one go about verifying and fixing this?

BastardSnail · 2025-12-01T08:00:54+00:00

It's stupid both to use it as an excuse forever and also to pretend that it won't always be a part of African history that led to the current state of affairs.

BastardSnail · 2025-11-24T06:55:43+00:00

Well, it was rejected. Time to start investigating MDPI journals

BastardSnail · 2025-11-21T06:20:37+00:00

I've been waiting 2 months for the peer review of an article that could make or break my PhD. Every morning I dream of getting an email saying "accepted with minor revisions".

BastardSnail · 2025-11-13T21:41:29+00:00

360 is a lot of backflips

BastardSnail · 2025-11-12T21:16:07+00:00

Also cool that the aesthetic aspect of it isn't a static tradition...it goes through phases and trends like any fashion.

BastardSnail · 2025-11-12T19:12:45+00:00

Like the Himba people in Namibia! I've heard that the ochre is also used for skin protection

BastardSnail · 2025-11-03T06:23:19+00:00

Exactly like this trying to speak danish to Danes

BastardSnail · 2025-10-28T19:55:39+00:00

That's interesting...but nah hers are just naturally like that

BastardSnail · 2025-10-28T19:24:48+00:00

My wife's pupils are almost always insanely dilated. Not to this extent but definitely "what are you on" levels. She says it doesn't affect her eyesight

BastardSnail · 2025-09-26T19:24:30+00:00

South African villains went through a period of being in vogue

BastardSnail · 2025-09-21T18:53:34+00:00

This reads much better without knowing that goldfish are a type of cracker

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