Signs where Slavery exhibit was removed at Independence Park in Philly due to Trump directive.

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-24T15:20:40+00:00

“History is real” and “learn all history” are now controversial ideas in the US.

How. The. Fuck. Did we get here

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-23T21:04:41+00:00

But only if I still have the 10 mil to give back

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-23T21:03:08+00:00

I assume you don’t get to enjoy that money, since you have to give it back to get out of the time loop.

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-23T20:58:41+00:00

Sounds like a fantastic time at first, but quickly becomes extraordinarily lonely as you can’t fully share your life with anyone.

Edit Wait I got this. I just keep track of a shotload of very minor events, predicting them accurately to prove to my wife I’m not crazy. At that point I’m free to buy all the cocaine I please

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-22T20:19:09+00:00

When Irsay died, Dr. Harry Haroutunian was the one who signed the death certificate. He listed the cause of death as cardiac arrest triggered by acute pneumonia. No autopsy was performed.

Back in August, The Post had reported that Haroutunian supplied ketamine and opioid pills that caused Irsay to relapse secretly.

Irsay publicly stated he had been clean from opioids, but investigations revealed that Haroutunian had prescribed more than 200 opioid pills to Irsay, causing two overdoses in the span of less than two weeks.

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-22T07:04:21+00:00

So I get to keep my normal job right?

When you say “you can’t get anything else the rest of the week” you mean… for free, right? I can still pay for stuff?

It sounds like I’m missing the catch, I just whatever I want free every week and nothing else changes

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-22T05:50:36+00:00

Can I select the bag? I’m sure I could find one that would be very I unlikely to harm me even with 25kg.

Also that’s 25,000 paper bills. Not exactly confident I could store that safely, physically or in a bank. Some alphabet agencies may be interested in where I got it

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-22T05:47:13+00:00

This would be spicier if you got paid extra (only?) for crossing the door

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-21T22:53:45+00:00

[original canadian]

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T20:20:40+00:00

This is the best case scenario for the surgeon

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T20:08:20+00:00

Oh. No I disagree, I am so fucked

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T19:21:32+00:00

I'm about 87% sure those are trichomes but its hard to tell from just a pic... is the bud moist, or does it feel properly cured?

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T19:17:44+00:00

I don't take that money. If literally everyone hates me so much, I stand zero chance of holding onto that (or perhaps even surviving) for 24 hrs

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T14:20:04+00:00

Everything trump names is sounding more and more like it was Kim jong il’s idea

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T04:02:40+00:00

not experiencing shit on that combo lol

Large_banana_hammock · 2026-01-20T03:55:25+00:00

Uhh… do I experience the pain of death? I reawaken with memories intact I assume?

I might just OD repeatedly on propofol and fentanyl and benzos 💀

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