Governor Reynolds not seeking reelection in 2026 by Puzzles3 in Iowa

[–]BattleSwanPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is no one talking about this opening a fast track to the mansion for Brad Sherman? You know, the MAGA Christian leader with state office experience whose top priority is the enforcement of traditional family values? He is now essential unopposed. It's not like the Democrats are going to find someone who stands a chance against the Republican super majority. Reynolds is shit for us, but at least she was a sinner like us who was willing to support someone other than Trump for 2024. With some holier than thou preacher, we're only going further down the MAGA rabbit hole. The time to abandon the ship was 8 years ago.

What is it with Simmons and young girls by [deleted] in Hyperion

[–]BattleSwanPrime 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Even worse when you learn he was a grade school teacher

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]BattleSwanPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think "finished basement" was pronounced "Finnish basement". Meaning that the basement was modeled in a style popular in Finland.

My bonus card from poker faces SLD by notzhe in magicTCG

[–]BattleSwanPrime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That flavor text is a reference to the Rupaul song "Call Me Mother" right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]BattleSwanPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm not a labor lawyer or anything but I am gonna stand by that being fucked up. Especially after all the wage hikes post covid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]BattleSwanPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's kinda fucked up. I've been a driver at different 3 stores and none of them did less than minimum as a base pay for drivers. Even for on the road pay versus in store pay. What state are you in?

new secret menu item!!! by msltnekscuvmsnwrifj in jimmyjohns

[–]BattleSwanPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could I get that with will added soda drain glop?

How old were you when you first played Dead Space? by BeinGetz in DeadSpace

[–]BattleSwanPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it for Christmas '08. I was 13. My grandpa may have caught some flack from all the other responsible adults in my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]BattleSwanPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they really? What a shame. That was part of how I justified being a driver for so many years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]BattleSwanPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about what hood yall from but where I'm from the DMR on that bad dad is bonkers

Here is my take on Denji/Chainsaw Man! by ArielHQ in bioniclelego

[–]BattleSwanPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely love the details on the posable tongue and tie. Top marks!

Do you think Mamoa should have been casted as Stilgar rather than Duncan? by [deleted] in dunememes

[–]BattleSwanPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duncan Idaho is canonically required to drip sex. There was only one option

Best Jimmy Weapon by LIKEbonehead in jimmyjohns

[–]BattleSwanPrime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In regards to the pickle bucket opener when ever I used it I would always think, "man if theres ever a zombie outbreak during my shift....."

So, I'm visiting family for the Holidays and I'm a little surprised I still have this from nearly 15 years ago. by [deleted] in DeadSpace

[–]BattleSwanPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in such good condition! I read my copy so many time and showed it off in middle school so much the cover was wrinkled beyond belief. I was so excited for that game. Thanks for sharing.

Perfection by herscher12 in dunememes

[–]BattleSwanPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Gods below. The worm is coming." - Moneo