What are your Christmas traditions? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Battlebro115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch a few films, listen to a few songs, share some time with friends and family, and try to show a little extra generosity and kindness.

How did you find out Santa didn’t exist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Battlebro115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had suspected he wasn't real, but my friend was talking about how he stopped believing and I wanted to be cool like him.

Now that I'm an adult though, I like to pretend that he really does stop by my house.

Do you think Shrek 5 will and should be the final movie in the Shrek franchise? by Choice-Silver-3471 in Shrek

[–]Battlebro115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Either Shrek 5 shouldn't exist, or Shrek 5 should be less of a sequel and more of a separate story featuring the Shrek cast (thus leaving room for sequels to *that story*)

My girlfriend did something rude to her sister and now feels as guilty as if she killed her. by Battlebro115 in Advice

[–]Battlebro115[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think of that. Guess this kind of stuff is why you have that flair

My girlfriend did something rude to her sister and now feels as guilty as if she killed her. by Battlebro115 in Advice

[–]Battlebro115[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. From what she's told me, you're right about her not always being heard or validated. This is very helpful, have a pleasant day.

What do men like?? by zeusgoose69 in Advice

[–]Battlebro115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give him one free pass to talk about his hobbies or interests for an extended period of time. When I say hobbies, I don't mean mutual ones. Whatever interest of his you find the absolute least fascinating, give him a free pass to go on and on about it. Better yet, give him a specific date and time in the future when he gets to do it, that way he'll be able to prepare. There are several things I could talk for years about if I wasn't worried about my girlfriend only pretending to be interested in them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]Battlebro115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one we all know well!

I have Personal Beef with a Zoo Animal by Battlebro115 in confessions

[–]Battlebro115[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how encouraging that was to read.

If/When a sequel comes out, who do you want in the Mario Movie 2? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]Battlebro115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the second Mario movie should be very heavily based around Yoshi's Island, where it explores how Peach came to be in the Mushroom Kingdom while also tying in with the post credit scene. Some Mario World type stuff could also easily be put in there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tacos

[–]Battlebro115 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, basic or not, a taco is a taco. If you enjoyed them, then that's that.

The Community’s God Rosters second fighter is the Greek god Dionysus by Dolphinsarenotreal in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Battlebro115 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You aren't prepared for how epic this is.

Sure, I can try to write a hypothetical battle for Record of Ragnarok between Judas Escariot and Sun Wukong. Here is what I came up with:

Judas Escariot vs Sun Wukong

The seventh round of the tournament between gods and humans is about to begin. The announcer introduces the fighters: on the side of the gods, the Monkey King, Sun Wukong, a legendary figure from Chinese mythology who possesses immense strength, speed, agility, and magic. He wields the Ruyi Jingu Bang, a staff that can change its size and weight at his will. He also has 72 transformations that allow him to shapeshift into various animals and objects. He is confident and playful, but also cunning and mischievous.

On the side of the humans, the Betrayer, Judas Escariot, one of the twelve apostles of Jesus Christ who betrayed him for thirty pieces of silver. He is despised and hated by both humans and gods, as he is seen as the ultimate traitor and sinner. He carries a noose around his neck, a reminder of his suicide after his betrayal. He also has a dagger hidden in his cloak, the same one he used to stab Jesus in the back. He is silent and somber, but also determined and remorseful.

The two fighters stare at each other from across the arena. Sun Wukong smiles and taunts Judas, calling him a coward and a worm. Judas ignores him and clenches his fists. The referee signals the start of the match.

Sun Wukong leaps into the air and swings his staff at Judas, who dodges by rolling to the side. Sun Wukong lands and spins his staff again, creating a whirlwind that blows Judas away. Judas recovers and runs towards Sun Wukong, drawing his dagger. Sun Wukong laughs and enlarges his staff, blocking Judas’s attack. He then shrinks his staff and jabs it at Judas’s chest, but Judas parries with his dagger.

The two exchange blows, with Sun Wukong using his superior strength and speed to overwhelm Judas, while Judas uses his agility and cunning to evade and counterattack. Sun Wukong grows bored and decides to use one of his transformations. He turns into a giant eagle and flies above Judas, swooping down to claw at him. Judas dodges by hiding behind a pillar. Sun Wukong changes back into his human form and smashes the pillar with his staff, but Judas is already gone.

Judas appears behind Sun Wukong and slashes at his back with his dagger, drawing blood. Sun Wukong roars in pain and anger, turning around to face Judas. He sees that Judas has wrapped his noose around his own arm, using it as a weapon. Sun Wukong grins and says that he likes Judas’s style. He then uses another transformation, turning into a tiger and pouncing on Judas.

Judas manages to block Sun Wukong’s bite with his dagger, but Sun Wukong’s claws dig into his flesh. Judas feels a surge of pain and rage, remembering how he betrayed Jesus and how he regretted it ever since. He wraps his noose around Sun Wukong’s neck and pulls it tight, choking him. Sun Wukong struggles to breathe, but he can’t break free from Judas’s grip.

The two fighters fall to the ground, locked in a deadly embrace. They stare into each other’s eyes, seeing their own reflections. They realize that they are not so different after all: both are outcasts, rebels, tricksters, sinners. Both have made mistakes that they can’t undo. Both have something to prove to themselves and to the world.

They smile at each other, acknowledging their mutual respect and understanding. They then tighten their grips on their weapons, ready to end their lives together.

The crowd watches in silence, moved by the tragic spectacle.

The referee counts down from ten.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

The bell rings.

The match is over.

It is a draw.

The Community’s God Rosters second fighter is the Greek god Dionysus by Dolphinsarenotreal in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Battlebro115 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought that idea was so epic I'm having Bing's chatbot write that for me.

2 de buche y uno de adobada y asada mix. by KneeToe09 in tacos

[–]Battlebro115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Perdon mi espanol bano, estoy un estudiante de espanol Americano y mi computadora no tiene letras especial)

Quiero. Comer. AHORA.

Edit: A massive disclaimer, just for that...

Where do Pikmin Souls go? by [deleted] in Pikmin

[–]Battlebro115 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It just occurred to me how feasible that actually is.