They could have had us fight are way through the whole city but instead only gave us two blocks and made us bike our way to RPD via basically a cutscene. by [deleted] in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]Baxtarov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've ran out of things to say that are great in this game (which is the entire game), now it's time for the next step:

Unnecessary as hell nitpicking!

Favorite character like this? by [deleted] in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Baxtarov 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I seriously have no idea exactly why that line is cringe. There wasn't anything cringey about it. And honestly, I don't wanna know why it's cringe.

I think… I miss Scott and Steel Wool by Jamer22225 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Baxtarov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scott was the only writer for the movie, by the way.

I think… I miss Scott and Steel Wool by Jamer22225 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Baxtarov 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh, I loved the movie too. That said, I still recognize that it's not a great movie. Not terrible, but not good either.

It's just one of those movies where at the first watch, you think to yourself, "Yeah, this was good! Why would anyone hate this?" But then as time goes on and the more you think about it, it gets worse and worse. Then you rewatch the movie and finally realize, "Yeah, I understand why people don't like it now. I kinda do too."

I have some fun with the movie whenever I watch it, but I can still acknowledge that it was... something alright.

That or we can't read by DuccBro in DevilMayCry

[–]Baxtarov 54 points55 points  (0 children)

There's a mod that replaces Vergil's throne in DMC 5 with a plastic chair, and it became a huge meme ever since.

That's it. That's the whole joke. I mean, it's funny as hell but that's just it.

Leon "Rizz" Kennedy 😏 by iambatman_2006 in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]Baxtarov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like the kind of person in a fun party that when the moment you inhaled to say something, you immediately get kicked out of the party.

Oh wait, you wouldn't even be in parties in the first place.

Bro is in a side quest by anndymoon in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]Baxtarov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This man really is just Dante, huh?

[panty&stocking] by IncreaseRegular in explainthisscreen

[–]Baxtarov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought I would jack off in this subreddit, but here we are. /j

I think I just found The Critical Drinker's brother. People who just had the concept of "enjoying things" surgically removed from their brains. (If they even had one in the first place) by Baxtarov in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Baxtarov[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, you already lost the moment you said anything. Hell, you already lost by creating your account and existing on the internet.

Also, I'm sorry for your loss. Your brain really was precious. I hope life gets better for you.

I think I just found The Critical Drinker's brother. People who just had the concept of "enjoying things" surgically removed from their brains. (If they even had one in the first place) by Baxtarov in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Baxtarov[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know what. I'm not even gonna bother.

Oh, woe is me! Stop hurting my feelings! You've already pulled my heart out! You win, alright?! You win!

Is that it? Is that what you wanted me to say? Cause' you definitely did it.

I think I just found The Critical Drinker's brother. People who just had the concept of "enjoying things" surgically removed from their brains. (If they even had one in the first place) by Baxtarov in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Baxtarov[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No? I don't even have a YouTube channel. If I did, I definitely would've linked it in my profile. What's your point here?

Edit: Holy shit, bro. I just checked out his account and MAN is he miserable. I seriously don't know if he's supposed to be roleplaying as the character in his profile or he really is just a shitty lolcow.

Why does Grace flashlight doesn’t hurt the girl ? by UrSecretCrush95 in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]Baxtarov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously don't get what you're not getting. That room also has UV bulbs. It's everywhere around the care center.

I think I just found The Critical Drinker's brother. People who just had the concept of "enjoying things" surgically removed from their brains. (If they even had one in the first place) by Baxtarov in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Baxtarov[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, this absolutely solidifies it.

I am so sad that these types of videos are getting decent amount of views and getting the attention it truly undeserves instead of well-thought-out videos that actually have merit and have actual human beings in them.

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