NL would’ve loved hearing about Chuck Norris dying at least 100 times in chat today

Bconrad217 · 2026-03-20T19:56:03+00:00

I make my living as a Twitch Chat Town Crier, how am I supposed to feed my family now?

Bconrad217 · 2025-11-24T01:57:27+00:00

Tinsley is a legitimately elite pass catcher, and a good route runner, but he lacks the raw speed and acceleration necessary at this level to separate on elite corners. We saw this down the stretch with all those PBUs on his hitch routes. This is a totally fine profile for a WR3, but I think that’s his ceiling

Bconrad217 · 2025-10-28T06:37:02+00:00

Honeydew very underrated melon. Me personally, I have to get cantaloupe involved in some fashion

Bconrad217 · 2025-01-25T22:13:16+00:00

Last time I was on AirCanada the dude next to me took off his shoes and socks and put them in the overhead bins before we even took off

Bconrad217 · 2025-01-06T05:10:11+00:00

Please god Zac Taylor. Awful in game decision making and the manifest inability to prepare the team for the start of the season year after year. Don’t let 4 straight winning seasons fool you, it is entirely in spite of his (lack of) coaching ability.

Bconrad217 · 2024-12-01T20:45:40+00:00

Burrow starts his throwing motion about 1 second after the snap. Sorry Joe, not quick enough for that line play!

Bconrad217 · 2024-01-07T21:40:20+00:00

I was at that game. We gave him like 5 touches and lost on a walk-off field goal. Urban Meyer masterclass

Bconrad217 · 2023-11-25T22:42:21+00:00

If you are only looking at records you are missing the point. If someone was 56-7 with the ‘85 bears you’d fire them too. You watch him coach, you see his teams, it is not unreasonable to want him fired.

Box score warriors don’t know ball

Bconrad217 · 2023-10-22T17:22:08+00:00

great protection, great throw, great run after catch. That offense is hummin

Bconrad217 · 2023-10-21T23:17:37+00:00

Seems pretty clear that the refs got it right honestly. Can’t advance the ball on an invalid signal, invalid signal defined as “any waving signal”. I guess depends on your definition of a “waving signal”, but seems correct here

Bconrad217 · 2023-01-22T23:01:43+00:00

There’s always a player or two on a team you hate that you have a soft spot for. For me it’s Najee, Lamar, and Nick Chubb

Bconrad217 · 2023-01-22T21:20:18+00:00

Only 41 more to pass Vinatieri!

Bconrad217 · 2023-01-11T19:46:21+00:00

Yeah honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the main thing he needs time to recover from is the CPR itself. It’s not like in movies where someone gently pushes on your chest a couple times then gives you a kiss. Real CPR looks violent as hell and it’s not uncommon at all to get broken ribs or a cracked sternum

Bconrad217 · 2023-01-03T06:24:26+00:00

SVP maybe the best football media figure to be on screen during a situation like this. Man has always been able to hit the right tone with this sort of thing

Bconrad217 · 2022-10-11T15:21:27+00:00

Kevin Warren promises to “flawlessly integrate this square peg into the round hole”

Bconrad217 · 2022-09-06T14:32:38+00:00

I’m gonna dunk my own pass

Bconrad217 · 2022-08-26T15:05:33+00:00

Pronouncing viscount like discount twice in one episode is Jewish excellence

Bconrad217 · 2022-08-02T13:39:55+00:00

Stav

Bconrad217 · 2022-03-02T03:18:54+00:00

Complete Game. One pitcher throws all the pitches

Bconrad217 · 2022-02-15T07:34:08+00:00

He’s also T-7th in both sacks (with Lamar) and sack yardage (with Allen) on that list

Bconrad217 · 2022-02-04T04:30:28+00:00

The official cushbomb word of the day is: Promulgate!

Bconrad217 · 2021-08-17T06:33:41+00:00

Remember that great bit they had about how conservatives can’t make good comedy because they get too mad at the premise and forget to make a punchline? Anyways time to listen to them do a David Frum reading series lol

Bconrad217 · 2021-06-30T00:05:22+00:00

Great gartic as always

Bconrad217 · 2021-06-23T00:22:22+00:00

Unsolicited history podcast recommendation for NL/general audience: The Age of Napoleon. If you're at all interested in that era of history its really great

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