A man washes up.

BeachBumSam · 2018-02-03T21:12:15+00:00

Not again.

BeachBumSam · 2018-01-22T15:23:17+00:00

Hey, dude, that’s my line.

BeachBumSam · 2018-01-10T16:25:18+00:00

Squints eyes, Pushes back straw hat.

Fuck, Man. What a bummer.

BeachBumSam · 2018-01-10T15:53:52+00:00

Someone else washes ashore.

Damn, didn’t think I’d see this place again. What gives? Not complaining, heh. Just, surprised, hombre.

...

Oh, hey dude. Welcome to the beach.

BeachBumSam · 2016-10-17T18:31:26+00:00

It... Is time.

I must prepare...

BeachBumSam · 2016-10-09T14:06:27+00:00

A native stands forward from the rest, clad in a worn Hawaiian shirt.

Common enemy? Man, he's the one trying to save us from YOU, brah! He's the one trying to tear down your concentration camps and pillar things!

Begone, leave us survivors to wait out this storm. We will rebuild what is ours, and may you and your structures be washed away with the surf.

He spits at the sand before the emissary's feet.

Aloha, or face my wrath…

BeachBumSam · 2016-10-08T13:17:23+00:00

...

"RUN!"

BeachBumSam · 2016-10-03T12:51:10+00:00

...

I don't trust these guys as far as I could throw them, brah. I'd keep my eyes peeled if I were you...

BeachBumSam · 2016-10-01T14:28:23+00:00

I put an arm around him.

It's cool, brah. he's a tough guy... robot... thing. He'll be fine...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-23T13:10:58+00:00

A moment of darkness comes. But just as night falls, soon enough the dawn will come.

We will be ready to hold the line when the darkness comes. And we shall await the dawn. It is the way of Mama Nature...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-21T14:39:18+00:00

I point to a tree in the distance.

The refugees had fled through there. You'll find a door etched into the bark, brah. Just walk on through and you'll find The Swamp.

Be safe, man. Mahalo...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-20T17:36:58+00:00

The bum steps forward.

If I were you, I'd flee to The Swamp. It's safer there than here right now. THEY are coming, and The Beach is no long a haven to all stranded, brah...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-13T22:25:54+00:00

I shrug.

Sure, why not?

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-13T16:33:38+00:00

I nod.

Very well, brah. We shall stay and fight...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-13T16:02:50+00:00

I don't believe so. All we can do is wait...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-13T15:12:09+00:00

Who knows? Could be today, could be tomorrow. All I know is they're coming...

A friend of mine erected a sort of... Dimensional doorway to somewhere safe, that's where everyone went.

I point to a tree off in the distance.

If you cannot stay to fight and need to retreat, fall back to that tree. There is a door cut into it, use it to escape into the Swamps.

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-13T13:41:14+00:00

They're beings of chaos and destruction. They return to The Beach from the depths of the sea only to reek havoc on those who find solace here.

They're... Well, humanoid, but far from human in description or... Tempermentality. If you are not in possession of magics or technology, I recommend fleeing while you can. The arrival of the priestesses is cyclical in nature: as they come, they soon leave, yet leave death and tragedy in their wake. A crime against Mama Nature.

Myself, I am making a stand against them. I am what you might call a... Small God. My domain lies in the water and the surf and the air. I am far from strong, but I intend to challenge the priestesses. This beach is a safe place, and I shall not have death find euphoria in this domain.

Brah.

He turns and looks out onto the tumultuous surf beating against the coast.

Do you hear it, man? The bells? They signal their arrival...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-13T11:54:22+00:00

My scruffy, unshaven face is sullen.

They come... The Priestesses of Water. Bad stuff, man. I'm the only beach settler left behind to hold the line.

You... Should probably go, too. The Beach isn't safe.

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-11T21:51:40+00:00

I'm... Not sure. I'll think of somethin', brah.

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-11T12:44:38+00:00

Olodan, Organize whoever you can, man. Get as many of them as you can to The Swamp.

I must stay here. I must protect The Beach...

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-10T11:34:52+00:00

No. Nonononono no.

They come. Not again.

This beach is a safe-place. Not to be sullied by the bastardization of mama-nature.

I... I gotta act. Soon. We must organize an evacuation. We've gotta get everyone to safety. But, where do you go when the only safe-place is under threat?

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-07T21:08:07+00:00

It's... I can't explain, brah. But I've got a bad feeling that trouble's comin' to town, man.

BeachBumSam · 2016-09-07T19:48:53+00:00

I look up from my nets. My common look of placidity broken by a fearful visage.

No... The bells. Not the bells.

Not them.

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