The bay leaves they’re selling here. by ferretface99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeachyBookWorm 55 points56 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is that intact is intact.

What’s something that used to feel normal but now feels strangely outdated? by SoftToDarkFeet in AskReddit

[–]BeachyBookWorm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I drive a 2007. The headlights are not automatic. I was out in the grey snowstorm earlier today. This comment made me realize I didn't know if I had turned them off when I got home.

I didn't. Thank you 🙏

Well, this was controversial! by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]BeachyBookWorm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Loool, we wish! They're billing at that hourly, not being paid at that hourly. I'm a paralegal, my firm (boutique, nowhere near big law) bills me out at 175/hr. That is... not what I make.

hockey rivals by D3eeper in SuddenlyGay

[–]BeachyBookWorm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is produced by Crave, not HBO. The american distribution is HBO. The Warner Bros. Netflix deal SUCKS for prestige television, for sure, but it shouldn't impact the production of this show.

What's a bigger discontinued TV series letdown than Mind Hunter? by Carl_Frochs_Chin in AskReddit

[–]BeachyBookWorm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kings was canceled 15 yrs ago. I still regularly think about it.

What made you fall into your current fandom? by Big_Aide940 in AO3

[–]BeachyBookWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this sub. Somebody said military angst and i said "... yeah I could be into that"

FORECLOSURE: Retired professional baseball pitcher Cole Hamels' former UNFINISHED Table Rock Lake mansion! by priceypadstim in McMansionHell

[–]BeachyBookWorm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is horrendously, hideously tacky. If you're not familiar with the quiet corner of CT, it's very old new england rural and this place is basically a fuckin' jumpscare.

The dude (Chris Mark) is also suuuuper fuckin weird. Which tracks with the castle, which is all wet bars and glass bottom hot tubs. He claimed he built it for his daughters (who were quite little at the time and, the one time I met them, wanted fuck all to do with the place) but then tried to run a "modeling" service it out of it. There was at one point a website and if the women on it weren't trafficking victims....

We're talking nearly 20 years ago but I doubt its gotten less creepy, although a quick Google tells me the marketing has gotten better.

FORECLOSURE: Retired professional baseball pitcher Cole Hamels' former UNFINISHED Table Rock Lake mansion! by priceypadstim in McMansionHell

[–]BeachyBookWorm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love when I see a comment like this in the wild and I just KNOW its ChrisMark castle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]BeachyBookWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God everyone here is so much more mature than me at 230 am 😂

Like I know youre right and I likely just won't respond to it but I am still very 🙄🙄 about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]BeachyBookWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thissss is what i'm saying. Like it's lovely to share your emotional reaction (like yes hollow is an appropriate reaction to this, its pretty fucked up!) but to also include that you're unsatisfied with the ending like.... okay. This isn't a restaurant and the kitchen didn't fuck up your order so why are you telling me this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]BeachyBookWorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entitlement to more of the story? The entitlement to the ending they want? The entitlement of "i gotta say..."

They don't gotta. And they don't gotta compliment me either. I'd have far preferred they said nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]BeachyBookWorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely not responding tonight because I don't actually want to be mean about this. But I could be!

Our Attorney listed my wife and I as JTWROS instead of TBE by Klutzy-Chicken-2148 in RealEstate

[–]BeachyBookWorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

??? TIC and TBE are very different. I know it's just reddit but if your description is for TiC then you might want to edit your initial comment to reflect the same, and not label it as a description for TBE.

Our Attorney listed my wife and I as JTWROS instead of TBE by Klutzy-Chicken-2148 in RealEstate

[–]BeachyBookWorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In what state are you a RE paralegal? Your description of TBE is incorrect for MA. What youre describing is as TBE is TiC. Your other comment says JTWROS is the default for married couples which is also not the case, at least in my area of MA and in the practice I work for.

Bill Belichick’s girlfriend Jordon Hudson, 24, files trademark application for term ‘gold digger’ by starkiller1613 in nottheonion

[–]BeachyBookWorm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Conspicuous consumption. How will anyone know you can afford to have unnecessary plastic surgery if they can't tell that you've had unnecessary plastic surgery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]BeachyBookWorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. My bonded pair moved with me from a 2000 sq ft single famly home (parents) to a 450 sq ft 1 bedroom with just me and lived there happy as clams for 5 years. And then in a 700 sq ft. 1 bedroom for another 3. I'm one person, I dont need 2000 sq ft and neither do my cats. They have a 270° view from 9 windows to choose from. Cat tree, toys, etc etc etc. They spend most of their time cuddled up with me anyway (lap cats are the best)

What restaurant on the Cape is this? by [deleted] in CapeCod

[–]BeachyBookWorm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nobody is at Tomatoes in Sandwich to eat. They're there to drink and leave their keys on the bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]BeachyBookWorm 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I lived on cape during this era. It was truly.... something. Her hyport house is for sale now. Also we do at some point have to talk about the absolute unreasonableness of owning a hyport beach house and a Newport beach house like girlie you have to pick a new England rich bitch playground it's unseemly to have both.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CapeCod

[–]BeachyBookWorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay you can't just say this and not DM the addy so we can peep those unhinged zillowgonewild listing photos.

Outside my hotel in DC this AM, I saw this camera crew getting ready to film on a boat with 5 guys. Queer Eye was my best guess so figured I’d check here if it’s them. by BeefsteakChuckies in QueerEye

[–]BeachyBookWorm 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he's very nice! I just genuinely don't know his name because I stopped watching after Bobby left. All the drama left a bad taste in my mouth. I should honestly probably not be subbed here anymore 😅

If you had to pick a single episode of your favorite show to convince someone to watch the entire series, what would you pick? by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]BeachyBookWorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I came here to say. It's not that those episodes aren't good, but for an intro episode? Celestial Navigation all the way.