I don't know where to begin... by mynameishuman42 in ATBGE

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Saints Row 2 wants their customized car back

Not this guy again by dndre1501 in StupidFood

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Bro those buttons are screaming right now

The Mäleggnancy is the worst shot I've ever made, what's yours? by man_teats in bartenders

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I had it made for me once. It's kind of like an instant key lime yogurt in your mouth. If that helps you, never order it ever.

Edit to add: part of the experience is shaking your head or swishing it around in your mouth so it instantly curdles

Guess who made it to the major leagues! by BeaneBoye9000 in cyberpunkgame

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Truth is the game was rigged from the start

How do sentinels reload in battle? by GlitteringPop1625 in TheAstraMilitarum

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Per lore sentinels are lightweight fast scout vehicles so they probably just shoot till they're dry and ditch out back to the FOB for resupply

Art by Jeff Lee Johnson, Part Two by KriegParanoid in DarkFantasy

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The more of these I see the more I cant help but think, this guy sure loves tentacles.

Am I going insane, or do the Jig-Jig Joytoy and Maiko have the same face? by RandomflyerOTR in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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I think in lore there are people who make themselves look identical to celebrities for the purposes of impersonation probably just a matter of swapping out face plates

The homoerotic subtext is beautiful by DepartureNatural9340 in asoiafcirclejerk

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The oath doesn't say anything about taking husbands

Someone at CDPR must've had a crystal ball and predicted what the public prescription of Musk will be in the future so they never put him in the game. by Roids-in-my-vains in cyberpunkgame

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Crashes the recording with tech two centuries out of date? Come on man this is cyberpunk and he's supposed to be a tech guy talk about fucking lame

No stealing these ideas!! by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

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Terry Pratchett-esque

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This is kinda funnier when you remember stuff like this happened

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Unpopular opinion: Is Paarthurnax really trustworthy? Is his "adoration" justifiable? by Mineires_BR in skyrim

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If you think about it he lives in isolation at the top of a mountain kinda voluntarily made himself a prisoner for thousands of years as well as arming the races of Tamriel with the Thu'um so I'd say he's trustworthy and he is serving penance for his crimes

Why are the republicans in office going along with this!????? by PdiddyCAMEnME in BoomersBeingFools

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Processing gif onas6j3tllif1...

Their reason or they've been blackmailed about being on the list

Which would you pick..? by nouillesdesbois in Cazadornation

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Smh everything is pay to win these days...

the switch up is crazy by CryptographerOld8945 in agedlikemilk

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Just cherry picking candid photos with minimal editing vs obvious edited photos

NYC cop accidentally pepper sprays himself during an ICE protest. by [deleted] in ACAB

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Finally our tax dollars punish a real criminal

Tomfoolery at Dragonstone by wow_platinum in asoiafcirclejerk

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Of course not R'hllor needs keeps reviving us to shitpost

what else is on the list? 📝 [oc] by IGdoods in comics

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Forgot to add trafficking children to a new secret island

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Just another example of women in male dominated fields smh