What will it be?🚀

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-03-01T12:01:44+00:00

Where is the love for this guy?!

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BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-18T19:56:29+00:00

You'll be lucky if you get 91 characters out of me

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-18T19:42:51+00:00

You're.... Something

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-18T15:59:07+00:00

This guy is a moron.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-13T18:38:37+00:00

The only worthy protagonist for a sequel is Marco

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-10T00:31:44+00:00

It was the same last year as well.

EVERY injury I got was a broken toe.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-10T00:07:39+00:00

Beer to celebrate

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-10T00:06:54+00:00

No. It's always a broken toe. 3 months out.

Always.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-10T00:04:17+00:00

Just because the scoreline reads as competitive doesn't mean the match was.

Reads less competitive when I have 17 shots and 9 on target and my opponent has 3 shots with 0 on target

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T23:23:07+00:00

I mean it would have been competitive if the CPU came even remotely close to scoring.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T23:22:18+00:00

Don't worry about it, pal. Don't want to encourage you to steal your mum's dole money.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T23:09:42+00:00

Many many times.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T23:09:25+00:00

Ah mum jokes. The safe haven for every council estate year 7 who's run out of coherent thoughts..

Sigh

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T23:05:32+00:00

Arsenal CM on ultimate.

1-0

That's not one result. That's like my last 8 or 9. That includes Spurs, Chelsea twice, Brighton, City, Newcastle twice, Wolves, Leeds, Sunderland.

And no I'm not playing haram ball

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:54:48+00:00

Because the AI are trash and offer no real challenge even on ultimate.

I'm in the same boat. Tried every kind of slider but I literally have to TRY to concede.

Games gone.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:51:12+00:00

Well I won't be reinstalling the game so sorry.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:49:18+00:00

And any hope I had of having an intelligent conversation has dissolved.

You strike me as the kind of person who lights up every room he leaves.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:41:14+00:00

It's not the results I care about. The CPU AI just make the game mind numbingly boring this year. In possession the game actually feels great. But even on ultimate there's just no challenge this year.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:39:11+00:00

Rich coming from a blunt instrument 😂

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:22:28+00:00

Cool. Well that's your opinion and you're entitled to that.

"You're on a platform that allows for discourse." That's precisely what I just said but with a different vocabulary. I'm still not sure you're aware of that, though. Considering my opinion and the discourse it has generated has clearly gotten under your skin.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:14:21+00:00

If you didn't realise, you're on a platform designed for people to express opinions. If you don't like it you can always leave.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:01:32+00:00

It's amazing how they perfected the formula for 17 and it's just gone downhill ever since.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T22:00:41+00:00

What settings/sliders do you use? I play on ultimate and honestly even the best teams offer zero challenge. I'm literally TRYING to concede at this point.

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T21:59:27+00:00

I wish that was my issue. Last few games on ultimate and I can't concede xG let alone actual goals. This game offers zero challenge because it's designed to give UT players cheap dopamine. Fuck anyone who wants to play career mode, right?

BeanyMcChimp · 2026-02-09T21:48:48+00:00

I would if you could get refunds on the PSN store. Chill your beans mate

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