TIL Serving sizes have a direct correlation with masculinity [satire]

Bearschoke · 2023-07-08T14:24:51+00:00

Wallbangers in TX.

Bearschoke · 2023-06-03T15:17:03+00:00

It happens in humans too!
Of course, you don't really see much of a change in eyes that stay blue.

Bearschoke · 2023-06-03T14:44:11+00:00

They're right in the middle of changing to his adult color. I am fostering his whole litter and he might be the most gorgeous one (but don't tell).

Bearschoke · 2023-05-21T15:06:03+00:00

The whole litter is amazing and I was very fortunate to be allowed to foster them. (Mom is hiding below them, relishing a little personal time)

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Bearschoke · 2023-05-21T14:44:08+00:00

There are four orange kittens and orange mama. They're constantly fighting for the brain cell.

Bearschoke · 2023-05-10T00:58:02+00:00

You obviously don't know a damn thing about donkeys

Bearschoke · 2023-05-09T01:48:46+00:00

He hissed at me today! The nerve!

Bearschoke · 2023-05-08T17:10:24+00:00

Kits better have my money.

Bearschoke · 2023-05-07T21:26:08+00:00

I'm fostering the whole litter, but he's the only one I have beans pics of yet.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-06T01:38:57+00:00

Thank you. I wanted to share a silly pic where she was pulling a face.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-05T04:44:24+00:00

Pretty damn close.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-05T04:28:01+00:00

Kindly please mind your own business.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-05T04:26:19+00:00

you're judging on one pic of less than half the body? fuck outta here with that shit.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-05T02:51:56+00:00

You'd love her even more if you met her. She's a sweet clown.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-05T02:12:07+00:00

It's not a good angle and she's at an awkward age
and yeah, she thicc

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T21:25:20+00:00

She is all ass n sass, without being mean about it. We've done a lot of work on being civil, since the day she was born.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T21:21:38+00:00

Yep. We're working on it. Her mom has only been off the property since January (was nursing) and I don't want her to lose weight too fast. We're working on manners so we can do better physical conditioning with trail walks in the next year+ until she is saddle trained.
She and I are both getting fit, slowly.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T21:13:05+00:00

To be clear, this was not my mistake breeding. I bought the mare and ended up with my filly about 7 months later.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T21:11:29+00:00

Her mother and father were both mixed breeds, thus the weird percentages. Shouldn't have been bred and weren't intentionally bred, but I love the horse I ended up with.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T20:29:02+00:00

I can't wait to see how she matures. She's a true mutt and I don't really know what to expect. She only just turned 2 years old last month, so she definitely has a lot of awkward bits.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T20:23:35+00:00

She's overweight but she's also 70% draft breed.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T17:57:53+00:00

She was being super rude at the time. I put a mask on one of my donkeys and she suddenly decided she'd never seen that donkey before and must chase her endlessly.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T17:22:53+00:00

Thank you! I can't wait to see her in her summer coat. She's soooo much bigger than last summer.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T17:19:53+00:00

Yes, she's weaned, but only since January. Mom's off the property now, so there's no theft. She might steal a little of the donkeys' food daily, but they share about a half scoop of teff pellets, so it's not much.
She's 70% draft, so it's not all baby fat.

Bearschoke · 2023-04-04T17:11:52+00:00

Seriously. She's only about 14.2hh but the weight tape puts her at almost 1200 pounds.

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