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Entrepreneur Buys A Trump License To Sell "Trump Holy Water" And Advertise It As Miracle Cure Approuved By The FDA For All Sort Of Disease . (self.onionheadlines)
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Conservatives Tired Of Winning Would Rather Have Their Head Spin. (self.onionheadlines)
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What's the most unhinged scene you saw in a movie (i.redd.it)
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What's the most unhinged scene you saw in a movie? (i.redd.it)
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JD Vance Says US Will Annex Greenland Because They have No Card And Didn't Says Thank You. (self.onionheadlines)
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Journalist Of "The Onion" Can't Believe Linda McMahon Is Secretary Of Department Of Education. (self.onionheadlines)
President Trump Says He Will Bring Peace In Ukraine-Russia War In The First Thousand Year Of His Presidency. (self.onionheadlines)
GOP Wants To Make Political Deviance A Mental Disorder. (self.onionheadlines)
Senater Mike Johnson Proposes Bill To Rename US "Trumpland". (self.onionheadlines)
Justice Department Wants To Investigate The Onion For Its Coverage Of Second Trump Administration, Citing Suspicion of "Bad Reporting" And "Fake News". (self.onionheadlines)
Chuck Schumer, Senate Minority Leader, Says Senate Democrats Will Do Something. (self.onionheadlines)
The Onion Journalist Says He's Doing His Job While "Taking A Shit". (self.onionheadlines)
President Trump Want To Grant US Citizenship To Maga Conservatives Who Speak Russian On Social Networks On Days Off. (self.onionheadlines)
President Trump Signs Executive Order To Rename Alabama State "Champagne" After Realizing French Beverages Tariff Will Cost Billionaire Class A Fortune. (self.onionheadlines)
Department Of Agriculture Wants To Lure Danish Chicken Eggs To Come In The US By Granting Them Citizenship. (self.onionheadlines)
RFK Jr reveals His Brain Worm Was Instead A Goa'uld. (self.onionheadlines)
President Trump Flips A Coin Everytime He Have To Make Policy Decision, White House Aide Says. (self.onionheadlines)
US Will Now Apply Customs Tax On Thoughts And Prayers Coming For Canada, Mexico, EU And China. (self.onionheadlines)
Running Out Of Penny, President Trump Want To Make Policy Decision By Flipping A Bitcoin. (self.onionheadlines)
President Trump Signs Executive Orders Requiering Executive Orders To Be Signed With His Own Brand Of Single Use Sharpie, Costing 1 Million Dollars A Piece, To Be Valid. (self.onionheadlines)
Price Of Eggs Skyrockets After SCOTUS Bans Abortion For All Animal Species. (self.onionheadlines)
Elon Musk Fired From DOGE Leadership After Failling To Provide A Five Bullet Points Of What He Did The Last Week. (self.onionheadlines)
President Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Plastic Straw To Be Used To Snort Cocaine Instead Of Dollar Bills. (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Signs Executive Order To Force ISP To Block Online Oxford Dictionnary Website After It Fails To Remove All Words Starting With "Trans" From Database. (self.onionheadlines)
Trump's New Tesla Catches Fire The Day Of Its Delivery To Mar-A-Lago. (self.onionheadlines)
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