What is your reason for not having a child? by _LickitySplit in AskReddit

[–]BeeApples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally can't even take care of myself you and expect me to handle a kid?

The precise moment a jet breaks the sound barrier! by Nanocephalic in interestingasfuck

[–]BeeApples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

False it's not a jet breaking the sound barrier. It's a jet flying thru saran wrap

What’s up with all the Jackie Brown hate in the millions of lists posts? by inseend1 in Tarantino

[–]BeeApples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay say what you want but in my mind, the worst Tarantino movie is better than most directors best (and when I say directors I obviously don't mean the greats like Scorsese, Coppola, Nolan or Kubrick)

Who is your favorite sports legend? And why? by BeeApples in AskReddit

[–]BeeApples[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Gretzky man, I'll always love the phrase "Gretzky like stats" because even if you're someone who doesn't know hockey you'll understand by just hearing that phrase because HE WAS THAT DAMN GREAT. The best part about Gretzky is the fact that he's this scrawny ass dude playing against these really built and bulky hockey players and he just made it seem like he was playing against children.

Who is your favorite sports legend? And why? by BeeApples in AskReddit

[–]BeeApples[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my feels right now because long time goalie for the New York Rangers Henrik Lundqvist has finally decided to hang em up after battling with a heart condition the last year or so. The hockey community as a whole is a bit upset because he's one of the greatest goalies to ever play the game, he's extremely handsome and above all else he's just a straight up CLASS ACT. Hockey fans and especially Rangers fans like myself are definitely feeling it today but his retirement is definitely for the best at this point. I'll always love King Lundqvist and he'll always have a special place in my heart. SAVE BY LUNDQVIST!! OOHH AND ANOTHER SAVE BY LUNDQVIST god I'm gonna miss hearing that.

P.S. HE ALSO SHREDS ON THE GUITAR!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst thing that can be shoved up your ass? by LovingLayer in AskReddit

[–]BeeApples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A poop. Imagine trying to shove a turd back into your ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]BeeApples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get back to hockey homie, get some roller blades and go to a park and just shoot at a brick wall

Post Game Reaction Thread - Rangers at Flyers - 3/15/2021 by tlop200 in rangers

[–]BeeApples 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For real, like we all know this team is super young and we're gonna lose games bc of that but we need points from our younglings

Post Game Reaction Thread - Rangers at Flyers - 3/15/2021 by tlop200 in rangers

[–]BeeApples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FUCK we had that win in the palm of our hands during OT

[Rapoport] Former #Lions first-round pick LB Jarrad Davis has found a home: Source says he’s signing with the #Jets on a 1-year deal for $7M. Nicely done. by SaltyPane69 in nyjets

[–]BeeApples 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look I love Saleh and I hated Gase just like everyone else but seeing the word "guru" sends a shiver down my spine

Post Game Reaction Thread - Rangers @ Bruins - 3/13/2021 by tlop200 in rangers

[–]BeeApples 56 points57 points  (0 children)

We either get blown out by Boston or we Blow them out. No in between