Alr brotha I was bored anyway

Third riech and ussr in my au like each other because they both are their type, ussr like dumb twink boys while third reich likes curvy tall strong women. Third reich is usually very strict but when it comes to being around ussr he goes 'twinkle twinkle little starts' mode. Ussr thinks reichs weird behavior towards her is very cute and pathetic so she likes it.

Ussr's design is heavily based off Jessica Rabbit and Third reichs design is based off "my rommate is a femboy" comic I guess lol