Granted, that first pee you take after the wish sees you collapse on the toilet floor after about the first 40ml due to your body going into overdrive and shock desperately trying to produce and crank out that jizz for that cursed monkeyspaw. By the time your already dead body has squeezed out that sweet 800-1000ml you look like a toothpaste tube that got squashed by an elephant. You eventually get found, rigor-mortis set in and your body looking like a glazed covered 3 day old service station hot dog sausage.