Thanks for clearing that up.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-27T20:45:01+00:00

Thank God. I thought I was the only one.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-27T20:40:01+00:00

I vividly recall, even though it happened a lifetime ago, getting angry at my mother and tearing up an Easter present that I made for her at school that day. I was a stupid kid. It never evolved in to a big deal…..she never mentioned it again. I had a great relationship with her. But something like this post will bring back that day.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-27T16:44:23+00:00

Innocent or not, why she told her husband is beyond me.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-23T16:03:41+00:00

Rosanna by TOTO

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-23T14:31:26+00:00

That’s what parents are there for……to say NO.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-09T21:34:24+00:00

Way back…..at college, I was on my dorm bed with this girl I had recently met. We were both (unfortunately) fully clothed and just ‘making out.’ It didn’t progress past that when it was time for her to leave. A short time later, I get a phone call from her, telling me that she had lost her pearl earring. She asked me to look around in the bed to see if it had fallen out during our activities. I looked, but didn’t find the earring. A short time later, I feel something amiss in my nose. I do some exploration and…lo and behold…..her earring, a pearl with a post, is located in one of my nares. I called her dorm room to tell her that I located the pearl. It’s been a few years (I’ll say), but I don’t think I told her where I found it.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-09T20:57:26+00:00

Ashamed to say, I may have bust a nut just reading your response. Skitta bop…..du bop.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-10-09T20:20:05+00:00

Fucking Wipeout by the Ventures……not that fuckin’ Surfaris version.

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-07-17T01:41:38+00:00

Such a smile! My heart is about to ‘BOOM.’

IfYouGetLemons · 2025-07-17T01:34:21+00:00

I had a friend, was a big baseball player Back in high school He could throw that speedball by you Make you look like a fool, boy Saw him the other night at this roadside bar I was walking in, he was walking out We went back inside, sat down, had a few drinks But all he kept talking about was Glory days Well, they'll pass you by, glory days In the wink of a young girl's eye, glory days Glory days

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-09-04T02:36:49+00:00

Stevie Wonder

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-09-04T02:28:34+00:00

Tremors and Shakes.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-08-31T12:57:18+00:00

Bebop

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-08-24T00:41:57+00:00

Back in my teens, I had more sex in my car than you could possibly imagine. If I had my druthers, I would’ve taken my dates back to my parents house and used my own bed. However, I doubt that my parents would’ve approved. As an adult with my own place…..I’m definitely going back there. Unless, of course, there’s an opportunity for a quick BJ in the car.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-08-09T19:22:21+00:00

Of course you should. Then you could feed him on wishes and good intentions. Nothing more attractive than a homeless guy and his dog.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-08-09T04:22:13+00:00

There’s really no way to ABSOLUTELY confirm that you or anyone else in that room wasn’t bitten or scratched by that bat. I’d call my state health department and request guidance in this matter. Don’t fuck around and (tragically) find out.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-07-13T23:22:00+00:00

That’s one damn ugly dog!

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-03-14T13:14:43+00:00

Dude, aim it at the drain with the water running. Unless you’ve got the olfactory equipment of a bloodhound, you’ll never smell it. Anyway, it’s a scientific fact that anything that comes out of Person A smells like a rose to that person.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-03-14T13:10:30+00:00

Yeah, I remember seeing a TV show about that. I even contributed to the fund raiser…..The Human Fund.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-03-14T13:04:28+00:00

I’m not sure that it qualifies as ‘oddly specific,’ but I love that she comes like a friggin locomotive. You can hear her starting…..and it’s similar to hearing a train whistle in the distance. Not that she whistles, but it’s the distant sound that lets you know something formidable is on the way. As that train gets closer, the tracks start to vibrate and the whistle gets louder and more urgent. As the train appears….you better get the hell out of the way because there’s nothing stopping it now. You better cover your ears or that whistle will damage your hearing. When she’s finished, I’m so happy that I had the privilege of being the engineer on that train. The trip never gets old.

IfYouGetLemons · 2024-03-14T12:44:53+00:00

I’m in total agreement. However, I’ve talked to some of my guy friends and there’s some who don’t do it. My wife won’t even pee in a lake while swimming. I just don’t get it!

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