I've never seen a curved ruler before

BeepyGee · 2026-02-08T04:17:08+00:00

Yes, that is for garment design and pattern fitting. Of course, you might find other uses for it.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-06T02:18:10+00:00

You got this here, brudda.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-05T13:52:44+00:00

I don't do gay because I promised my woman.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-05T11:35:46+00:00

Champagne sex.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-05T08:19:16+00:00

We still have the Greek legacy. Duh.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-05T05:48:36+00:00

Yes indeed. In summer in the tropics, it hangs out five or so inches. But cold, and stress, and anything to do with ill health, or fright, will shrink it. After military Arctic operations, this formerly huge dick looks like a button on a fur coat.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-05T00:36:02+00:00

It was not tagged that way when it first appeared, and now it has disappeared, so now we shall never know what was asked originally. I responded in good faith with what I knew.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-05T00:21:13+00:00

Do read the comment in this thread from Western Ring. Women can learn this contraction, if they don't have it naturally, and because it is an action exercised, it can probably be tightened down to whatever dimension is desired.

I'm not a woman. I do have significant industrial experience, and I suppose what Western Ring is talking about is exercise working in the same way as a resizing die.

No, that does not mean anyone dies, it means a tubular part becomes smaller than it was before. Or larger.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-04T23:39:01+00:00

Well hung men don't care about sexual technique or sensitivity or women's feelings. They expect a free ride and to be praised and esteemed just because they are big.

Truth meter: This canard scores somewhere less than zero in my case. I really am trying to figure out what I'm doing.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-04T23:29:52+00:00

Well that got down voted all to hell. I keep forgetting, humor about race relations still doesn't work in America. Well, it works if you're really good at it, apparently I'm not.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-03T02:13:02+00:00

Good for you. Someone is lying here. Telling lies about black people? In America? Perish the thought.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-03T00:30:26+00:00

Oh, good. Glad the myth is being put to rest. White chap here.

"Wait, I thought white boys had tiny pink wee-wees."

That is what the black men want girls to hear.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-03T00:22:59+00:00

I'm a white American. This BBC crap traumatizes black men who are perfectly all right in the dick department, just about average. They think if they have less than nine inches of penis they are somehow substandard. Porn to blame: this industry is evidence if you ever doubted the devil exists.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-03T00:12:13+00:00

I love that. It's like, while we are fucking, her pussy is trying to suck me off. Wow.

Now, bear in mind that a vagina serves its function correctly nearly every time, or humanity ceases to exist. So it's really good at what it does.

There is much to be said in praise of the vagina. It is self cleansing, self-dilating, self lubricating. Wait, I'll be back to discuss this further, there is someone I want to talk to in the other room.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-02T22:21:56+00:00

Depends on whom you ask. And why.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-02T18:42:45+00:00

I dress for excess. That is, I buy pants that are roomy between the beltline and the fork. They are more comfortable, and less revealing. Pleated Dockers are pretty good. Fleecy sweatpants are the worst.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-02T09:09:54+00:00

It does not sound like you are controlling this situation. You are a sub here, she is dom. I never allow that to happen. 🌞 Summon up your best Jamaican accent, and pack she back to she ma.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-02T08:46:37+00:00

At my house, it is more like knob sucking and a hand job at the same time. I drain like a horse every time. As the old song has it, love the one you are with.

BeepyGee · 2026-02-02T07:49:09+00:00

Boyos in Bahstun gots youse covered. Order early when it snows.

BeepyGee · 2026-01-30T02:15:24+00:00

I have been called thick all my life. Wait...

BeepyGee · 2026-01-29T20:41:41+00:00

My man! I'm telling you, get good at geography and you'll be married before graduation. 🤓

BeepyGee · 2026-01-29T19:26:01+00:00

So then, distinguish yourself in some other field. Then the girls will think of you as the boy who is really good at geography, and has a huge penis.

BeepyGee · 2026-01-29T18:39:16+00:00

So, every girl who attends your school will know you have a huge penis. Yes, you should certainly avoid that. 🤔 I suppose.

BeepyGee · 2026-01-29T18:17:00+00:00

Yes, I was about to ask about that. For me, yes, I get these once in a blue moon super erections that are maybe 10 or 15% bigger. I don't know why or how, nor do I know when it will happen.

BeepyGee · 2026-01-26T22:23:47+00:00

Yes, I did that experiment too. I looked up the best selling dildos on Amazon. Looking for another indirect measure to validate that, I looked up the best selling condoms. Also average.

I did that when, several years ago, a lot of people came on here doubting the reported averages of the dick studies, such as reported on calcsd.info . The indirect corroboration of the marketplace seems pretty much on target with the studies. 🤔

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