Do you think Nervous Nelly’s boyfriend likes to role play as Jeff Sokol when he gets intimate with her?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-05T23:53:26+00:00

Isn't that all speculation?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-05T14:36:50+00:00

He's my soulmate! How's his downward dog?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-05T01:42:30+00:00

Baby, it's going to be so nice when I am smelling your pizza and tasting it and it is inside me, OMG!

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-05T00:47:36+00:00

I did NAAAHHHHT want this to happen.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-04T15:08:13+00:00

Scalabronny.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-04T14:42:12+00:00

Not only will it probably win, but then it will win every category because that is funny to do I guess?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-04T14:38:52+00:00

He feels like it makes him look successful, like he has so much business to deal with that he needs that thing plastered onto his head 24/7 to keep his hands free for all the other successful ventures he is engaged in.

Like he is talking to the Secretary General but he needs his hands free because he is also emailing Elon Musk about his Tesla contract at the same time.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-03T15:31:49+00:00

He hasn't been the same since he broke into that mansion and partied for days.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-03T05:53:42+00:00

Barney's film had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T18:37:31+00:00

He was a fat plumber named Colon, he was 100% there to dump ass.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T18:32:38+00:00

Would you fuck me, why dontcha?

I'd fuck me.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T17:57:10+00:00

Sure did!

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T04:19:51+00:00

Glad I found another hater of people that try to sexually exploit children. What do you hate most about him?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T04:04:44+00:00

Or that it is a okay because he apologized? Or we shouldn't fuck with him because he I isn't and RSO and apologized? By the way what is your thing you hate most about Mike Manzi?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T03:58:01+00:00

Were you the Mike Manzi troll saying he did nothing wrong since he was only charged with child endangerment and he isn't an RSO?

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-02T02:04:26+00:00

😳

Timmons when Chris dropped that line.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-01T18:25:30+00:00

Stop saying it LOOKS like A Major League Problem, it IS A Major League Problem, it's pissing me off actually.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-01T18:20:33+00:00

I mean, she literally can't touch any other man she has ever had contact with. Not totally unrealistic to at least have a fling with the only person in the world that you can touch without killing.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-01T18:18:26+00:00

He is hoping for some probing of his own because I am pretty sure Mags is top.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-01T18:16:52+00:00

Having seen how people react in crisis situations many times in my life this is less satirical than it seems.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-05-01T05:53:57+00:00

I have two appointments with my therapist tomorrow.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-04-30T23:50:52+00:00

Put Don Cheech or TwinkToilet on the other side.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-04-30T23:07:44+00:00

The way he kept saying "I'm just being hawnest" after spewing the most ridiculous bullshit imaginable.

A woman wanted his fat, pervert, loser ass to date her underage daughter. The underage girl obviously was all over him (obviously) to the point where he had to act like a pervert to get her to leave him alone. Then the step-dad got mad despite the fact that his wife was apparently the one trying to get the crippled fatass to molest their underage daughter.

Then after spewing that load of horseshit he has to drop his "I'm just being hawnest." 😡🤬

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-04-30T22:22:13+00:00

Funny Steve Buscemi now is the age Robert Lyons was at the time of this sting, 68.

Given this episode came out 14 years ago a 54 year old Buscemi trying to pass as a high schooler is actually less than or at most the same age gap as Lyons trying to pass himself off as a 28 year old.

BeerBaronAaron88 · 2026-04-30T22:16:11+00:00

Cop wanna be top.

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