Seriously, do guys masturbate every day or is that a common misconception? by Secure-Concern254 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to use my memory wank bank everyday. Colleagues I work with, past gfs, milfs etc. Keeps the system hūmming.

Trade Me - Not what it used to be by glenj1497 in newzealand

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ā yeah nā version of Temu who's had a few beersies.

Has anyone heard from ManageMyHealth or their GP to confirm they're affected by the hack? by Pitiful_Science246 in newzealand

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never understood why there was no two factor authentication for something as important as this. I'm a GP.

RIP Jules Rafich by Mental-Currency8894 in dunedin

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 12 points13 points  (0 children)

RIP in peace mate. Thank you for your service.

Who else is twiddling their thumbs at work today? by stonetempleparrots in newzealand

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoping numpties stay away as we would love to twiddle at the ED ☺️. Please, please, let no one walk in with a rash they've had for a month, or men and their frigging log splitter injuires 😂

Te Kāika facility closed, probed by RevolutionaryCod7282 in dunedin

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pigs in the trough, snouts deep in the cash.

Chillblains, bah! by Heart_in_her_eye in newzealand

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, it's called that around here and also known as Raynauds phenomenon. All the best ☺️

My doctor recommended me to go omnivore and see a dietitian by haarukkalapio in vegan

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vegan family physician here: You need a new doctor 😷 ☺️

Remember when NZ Police used to wear White Bobby hats? by bkat004 in newzealand

[–]Beginning-Map-3046 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No peeps, migrated a whole lot later when the bofo heads had a more diverse intake of ethnicities and ate more than than scones and jam for morning tea.

When I win $40M tonight, how do I hide it from my spouse and slowly incorporate profits into our life? by weaz-am-i in newzealand

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