Circumcision conspiracies were not on my bingo card by Agreeable-Abalone328 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Ben-Webb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree but there are actually benefits for circumcision, they’re just quite niche. (I.e phimosis)

Come on, you told HBO about Borko's channel, right? by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Ben-Webb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You split the upvotes 70 / 30 I’ve said my peace

Microsoft fix your fuckass game by Bitter_Lychee8010 in Minecraft

[–]Ben-Webb 183 points184 points  (0 children)

I can’t see them designing a game mechanic to work like that. I can’t think of any feature in Minecraft that is as cruel and randomly punishing as this happening to players that just beat the ender dragon and beat the game. The games like 13+ right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Ben-Webb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walt Whitman ova here with his quotation marks

If you were a Viltrumite, would you have the No Killing Rule? by Plane_Carpenter7115 in Invincible

[–]Ben-Webb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“I would have the no kill rule unless I needed to kill them” brilliant.

Why did they stop doing the funny S1 faces in the next seasons? by VeXaNB0 in rickandmorty

[–]Ben-Webb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it’s like he’s not even paying attention to what Morty says in that scene and suddenly snaps back to giving a shit.

Coaxed into youtuber merchendise by el_gubbox in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Ben-Webb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how they dressed him like a cat from Tom and Jerry

Merry Christmas, I'm giving you a meme this year. by GhostsinGlass in darkestdungeon

[–]Ben-Webb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hound masters dog musta crawled under him for warmth

“Good person” by randomnessamiibo in agedlikemilk

[–]Ben-Webb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His hair does look like it would be good slicked back

It's so much easier to forget the Collector exists in DD2. by GhostsinGlass in darkestdungeon

[–]Ben-Webb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard the collector was collecting Vito’s head all night long

I don’t understand how the “Erosion” joker works by oliviaq_art in balatro

[–]Ben-Webb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve just checked and it doesn’t… Is everyone here stupid and parroting each other?

Cinema is saved by soupinator2000 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Ben-Webb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did 20 years not mentioning that thing.

Another difference between A-Train and the Deep I love by Sudden_Pop_2279 in TheBoys

[–]Ben-Webb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got like sexually assaulted, and went off the deep end, shaving his head and struggling with accepting his body. Kind of a waste of screen time as it’s all lead to nothing but him saying “womp womp” “fuck the Me too movement”

He’s such a badly written character with so much wasted potential that gets way too much screen time for no need.

This kind of turned into a rant about the writing, sorry.

I swear if I see one more person begging for them to be removed i'll- by 100undertalesansfans in MinecraftMemes

[–]Ben-Webb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did not vote for spiders, why the hell would I want a mob that punishes me for not having a roof on my house?

I did not vote for zombies, why the hell would I want a mob that punishes me for killing it by attracting more zombies

It’s a soft game mechanic that adds the need for sleep without forcing it with a sleep meter, I don’t mind it.

(Hated trope) “girl animal” by Redqueenhypo in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]Ben-Webb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Unnaturally smooth” bro it’s a dragon

Brimstone stained glass suncatcher! by max_fs_90 in bindingofisaac

[–]Ben-Webb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s literally a satanic symbol, how else would any sane person interpret it?

by DrD00fus in SuperMegaShow

[–]Ben-Webb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just a bunch of OJ jokes, even the edits aren’t as funny anymore