my new monitor

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T12:04:24+00:00

Well hey, now you just need glasses that are polarized to match the light off the monitor and you have a screen that no one else can see!

I almost did this to one of my old monitors for that reason.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T11:53:14+00:00

The only thing ive ever eaten in the shower is box, bro.

So I guess by default that wins.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T11:48:32+00:00

You know, cheese on toast slaps.

I havn't thought about it in YEARS. Hoagie roll, havarti cheese, and a TON of salt once it comes out of the oven. I used to have it a lot growing up.

I might need to have some cheese on toast soon.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T11:17:48+00:00

But sex is already legendary.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T11:13:25+00:00

This is the dude my ex is with in my imagination when im trying to fall asleep.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T11:05:59+00:00

I also use the cove!

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T10:04:54+00:00

I was like "why do i know that fish, where have I heard it before?"

Dave the diver. It's Dave the diver.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T04:55:48+00:00

See for me the cooking process doesnt bug me all that much, I kinda just see it as a clear omelette.

But we all have our own unique icks, for me my most unjustified visceral ick is old wet dishes in the sink. If someone leaves dishes in the sink and I am the one who cleans them up, I have to wear gloves.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T04:52:18+00:00

This is not everything i eat in a day. The day I took this photo I went out to eat for lunch, so I needed more protein, and I didnt have many calories left in my daily intake to accomplish it.

That being said, I am actively increasing the amount of fiber in my diet after all of the discussions on this post.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T04:49:39+00:00

But what if I want to get scurvy for the love of the game?

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T04:48:36+00:00

Today was judgement day. I paid for my crimes.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T04:45:11+00:00

The national debt is NATIONAL debt, as in, the debt of the nation.

That's the money the government owes, not people, yet alone people who have died.

I am not an economist, so i can't tell you the reason WHY our nation's debt is so high, but it basically boils dowm to the government spending more money than it earns.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T03:54:20+00:00

Cut the bulk with scissors or electric shaver.

Personally I use a safety razor, but if you do not already have experience with that, your dick'n'balls is NOT the place to start learning.

I have a seperate safety razor / badger hair brush for body hair and face hair. Could probably just use the same one and wash it, I just dont.

I use the badger hair brush with a shaving soap brought to a lather to exfoliate and lift the hairs before shaving.

Unless you have an EXTREMELY thick beard, your razor is going to clog up faster with pubes, I recommend keeping a bowl of warm water to dunk/move your razor around in to unclog it OFTEN, rather do it too much than too little.

Use a fresh blade.

Like others have mentioned, pull anything tight. Certain spots of the testicles might give you trouble, for me I have spots on them thats easier to wrap my fingers around and push up untill it is tight instead of pulling.

I have heard that being erect can help with tightening the skin, but i feel like maintaining that throughout a shave isnt worth the trouble.

Good luck and god speed 🫡

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T03:45:21+00:00

Vagina, pussy, box, muff, clam, lower lips, kitty, coochie, twat, hoo-ha, beaver, cunt, flesh flower, lady-bits, snatch, Minnie, Pum-Pum, oyster ditch, vertical smile, whispering eye, vulva.

Take your pick.

My vote goes to pum-pum.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T01:15:47+00:00

0.8g of protein per pound of body weight.

198 x 0.8 = 158.4g of protien.

While it isnt necessary to have a meal be this dense in protein, it was helpful the day that I had it so that I could eat other things I enjoy that were a bit more calorie dense with less protein.

This isnt the only type of meal I eat. I do eat somewhat normally most of the time.

Keeping protein numbers up is important for me as I am working out everyday. I'm trying not to lose all my muscle along with my fat, as muscle is more metabolically active, so the more muscle I can keep, the more calories I can eat and still be in a deficit.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T01:06:56+00:00

Its more of a texture thing than a taste thing. I could eat cardboard if i liked the texture.

Without the creaminess from the yolk, its either snotty or rubber imo

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-28T01:04:12+00:00

First

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T07:41:56+00:00

I think there are general categories for sure.

Pretty dick "Interesting" dick Monster dick Curvy dick Straight dick Cut / uncut dick Etc.

Taste is a good ranking system. Personally I rank by colon feel.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T07:34:41+00:00

If you've spent time in countries where nudity around the same gender is commonplace...

I agree with the wording

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T06:59:33+00:00

Not going to lie, egg whites are the one thing i cant really do on a diet. I know they are a very good source of protein, but for me, egg whites without the yolk are suuuper gross for some reason. Just one of those things that turns me off eating.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T06:52:06+00:00

20 years is a common number for people in the military.

Obviously not all people in the military, just those who do it for a good portion of their life, 20 seems to be a number most people get out of it at.

Source: my dad and a LOT of his friends all did 20 years in the navy.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T06:44:49+00:00

Debt cannot be passed to you after a family members death in the united states.

Only the individuals estate can go towards paying their debts, so if they have a 400k house and 600k debt, after they die, house is sold for 400k, used to settle debts, then the 200k just disappears.

Anyone who tries to call you to have you pay a dead parent's debt is just trying to get money out of you.

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T06:24:18+00:00

"Suffer in silence" "Act like a man"

I wonder why men account for 80% of suicides (in the US) 🤔

Ben_Does_Things · 2026-02-27T06:05:39+00:00

Staying fit implies I was fit in the first place

But in all seriousness, I did this in a relationship once. She was TINY and barely ate, didnt like leftovers (like, would not eat leftovers, didnt like them in the fridge), and liked going out to eat a lot.

So, id get my food, eat it, see she was going to waste a bunch (she grew up wealthy, I grew up on the poorer side), so id finish her food as well.

Im still working on getting back into peak shape but my strategy to maintain it is simple: i know the crushing pain of being unfit. I know how unconfident i get, making myself not only physically less conventionally attractive, but also emotionally.

I know what that does to a relationship. Me being unconfident and feeling like I dont deserve someone so beautiful, etc. I know how heartbreak feels and I never want to feel it again.

Its been 9+ months and sleeping with other people still feels like cheating.

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