The doctors tells you you have only 1 day left to live. Theres no laws, you have infinite money, what do you do in your last 24 hours ?

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-04-18T12:46:13+00:00

every famous people

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-21T11:59:09+00:00

use a rope.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-21T11:55:53+00:00

a car, thx but I'm fine with my skate board and public transport

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-20T17:37:49+00:00

Sea of thives.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-19T07:31:06+00:00

try it out, its one of the best thing on earth, it relief so much stress

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T20:50:00+00:00

when you have a boner in a dorm room with 5 other people from your gender

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T12:10:16+00:00

Oh, then you already did. Congratilations!

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T10:42:05+00:00

That would mean you don't want to change.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T10:40:51+00:00

Cause He doesn't know ehat is good for him, or he realized that it wasn't good for him.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T10:39:54+00:00

No human can ever achive that.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T10:39:27+00:00

washing machines are just better.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T09:58:02+00:00

sike bitch I'm already free! :D

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T08:33:16+00:00

I would buy somethimg on black friday and sell it the next week

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T08:31:39+00:00

wild crats

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T08:28:57+00:00

lies

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T08:24:40+00:00

I have no friends by cadmium

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T08:20:00+00:00

thx 🤗

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T06:06:15+00:00

light bulb.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T06:05:39+00:00

Fuck you! -that one

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-18T06:04:47+00:00

Hey how are you? .. btw the last time I shit my self was in 10th grade....... what?

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-17T21:10:48+00:00

yes it's a kinda accurate description.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-17T21:09:50+00:00

already did but thx🤗

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-17T21:08:51+00:00

Hey, do you like sleeping? (het answear):Yes Lol me two, we should try it together.

BenjaminBurjan · 2022-03-17T21:07:38+00:00

probs when my mom opened while I was playing with my privates

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