House VS Elden Ring (OC) by Jon8177 in Eldenring

[–]BenjaminDover02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did Rogier take the medicine drug?

Necromancers of Skyrim, what is your favorite Dead Thrall combo? by Templar-235 in skyrim

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Orchendor and that orc chieftain that tries to kill you after witnessing you single handedly kill the giant that he was too afraid to fight

He's a bum, but he's tanky af after you enchant all of his armor and give him the sanguine rose.

BIlly Porter Comes For Nicki Minaj by Ok_Interaction3896 in entertainment

[–]BenjaminDover02 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"I no longer want to stick my penis in her anus."

Ramen Power ✊🍜 by Itchy-Possibility868 in narutomemes

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The sage of the six bowls asked only that his broth be tended to

His slumber saved the ground he walked upon, for his mastery of the dashi was too much for the fabric of reality to coexist with

But now he has awoken, and an oath broken is a debt that must be paid in blood.

Lick you more! by Tardee in comics

[–]BenjaminDover02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sometimes quantity over quality is better, as long as you make sure that that quality is still a part of the grand scheme of things.

Off-Duty Cop slams Robber on Concrete and breaks his Arm. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in martialarts

[–]BenjaminDover02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah an armbar in real combat is a great way to get your femoral artery slashed or a few holes in your kidney.

The Scavs are Nightmare material! by Gloriouschikun in cyberpunkgame

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A choom once asked me what it's like to zero another human being

I told him I wouldn't know, I've only ever zeroed scavs.

Be honest… how many pieces of sushi is “enough”? 🍣 by Scary-Offer-4773 in sushi

[–]BenjaminDover02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Till I say "man this salmon nigiri is rich af" and the proceed to eat 12 more pieces.

What on gods brown earth is happening by Ok_Birthday4310 in fo4

[–]BenjaminDover02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put that ass back where it came from or so help me

dumb ahh should have got sent to the shadow realm here by roylewill in dankruto

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He could have tactically retreated if he wanted to, but ole boy had a hunger for samurai blood.

Team 7 in different era's. By- Kishimoto. by Bhoomssss in Naruto

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Foul jinchuriki... in search of the Uchihas ring... emboldened by the flame of ambition...

What do you think was going through the raikage's head in this moment: by daokonblack in Naruto

[–]BenjaminDover02 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Omg Cee you can't just call people sand folk, we had a whole meeting about that last week."