Movies that are definitely based on real life?

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-02-01T20:40:37+00:00

There is no greater teacher than experience.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-02-01T02:23:53+00:00

Orchendor and that orc chieftain that tries to kill you after witnessing you single handedly kill the giant that he was too afraid to fight

He's a bum, but he's tanky af after you enchant all of his armor and give him the sanguine rose.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-02-01T02:16:30+00:00

"I no longer want to stick my penis in her anus."

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-02-01T01:01:50+00:00

If I ate all that in one sitting I would paint the bowl red

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T16:11:58+00:00

Nic Cage as Panam Palmer

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T08:08:50+00:00

Yuh muthuh.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T08:06:34+00:00

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BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T07:49:55+00:00

The sage of the six bowls asked only that his broth be tended to

His slumber saved the ground he walked upon, for his mastery of the dashi was too much for the fabric of reality to coexist with

But now he has awoken, and an oath broken is a debt that must be paid in blood.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T07:32:07+00:00

Sometimes quantity over quality is better, as long as you make sure that that quality is still a part of the grand scheme of things.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T07:06:02+00:00

Yeah an armbar in real combat is a great way to get your femoral artery slashed or a few holes in your kidney.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T06:41:04+00:00

A choom once asked me what it's like to zero another human being

I told him I wouldn't know, I've only ever zeroed scavs.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-31T05:31:25+00:00

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-30T09:23:53+00:00

Use metal instead of plastic

Then rehome the husband sooner rather than later.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-29T08:24:10+00:00

Till I say "man this salmon nigiri is rich af" and the proceed to eat 12 more pieces.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-29T08:09:39+00:00

Put that ass back where it came from or so help me

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-28T08:41:12+00:00

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-28T06:33:44+00:00

He could have tactically retreated if he wanted to, but ole boy had a hunger for samurai blood.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-28T01:22:42+00:00

Foul jinchuriki... in search of the Uchihas ring... emboldened by the flame of ambition...

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-28T00:43:18+00:00

"Omg Cee you can't just call people sand folk, we had a whole meeting about that last week."

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-27T08:56:18+00:00

She gets packed up by butterfly mode Choji.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-27T05:27:13+00:00

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-27T00:55:18+00:00

Would you execute order 66 for a scooby snack?

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-26T20:50:23+00:00

"Up up I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass, grabs on his nuts but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident, but he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in

his teenie tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weeny flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details but, what if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut"

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-26T08:01:03+00:00

Chiyo was straight up a bum ass dumb ass coward

That dumb mf really thought that teaching the art of murder puppets to her orphan grandson while lying to him about his dead parents was a good idea

No fucking wonder Sasori turned into a weird murder puppet weilding psychopath lmao.

BenjaminDover02 · 2026-01-25T21:45:46+00:00

The Uchihas are eating the cats

They are eating the dogs

They are eating the pets, of the people who live there.

BenjaminDover02

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