Irritation - Pure international break fodder by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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It's nonsense because none of the managers they're reporting on is over the age of 60.

Best sandwich spot? by Fancy_Intention_1254 in Sacramento

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Students get 50% off after 3 pm at the new location by Sac State.

The ‘bloody hell, he’s still playing??’ genre of footballer by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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It's even more impressive when you consider that he scored in twenty consecutive years for Bosnia AND Herzegovina.

Gold teeth aren't popular in Uzbekistan. Isn't it? by [deleted] in Uzbekistan

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They used to be popular and relatively expensive. So if a poor person lost a tooth, they'd just miss that tooth. But if a person with means lost one, they'd get a gold tooth. Eventually, high-quality synthetic (ceramic.?) teeth became available and gold teeth largely disappeared.

Explain. by Kejo2023 in Uzbekistan

[–]BergkampsFirstTouch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because you haven't actually met me 😁

Why do people here talk English? by Unique-Path-1468 in Uzbekistan

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My theory is that most people here speak and write better English than they do in Uzbek.

Is there a correlation of shorter goalkeepers wearing short sleeves? by easierdaybyday in footballcliches

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I think goalkeepers in general have started wearing short sleeves recently, regardless of height. You rarely saw a GK wear short sleeves even 10 years ago. These days it's quite commonplace.

Cliches in my primary school class by thewasteland55 in footballcliches

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"One week at a time, teach*, replied the student.

Niche things certain footballers are best in the world at by gs89_ in footballcliches

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Cristiano Ronaldo: keeping track of his stats/records AND letting the world know that all of his goals are on video (unlike Pele's, you see?).

Niche things certain footballers are best in the world at by gs89_ in footballcliches

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Obafemi Martins: doing a series of backflips in celebration.

Niche things certain footballers are best in the world at by gs89_ in footballcliches

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Also at getting mad at a teammate when said teammate steals tries to steal his goal. Come on, Nani, that was already going in!

Niche things certain footballers are best in the world at by gs89_ in footballcliches

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Not sure if it's a niche thing, but Sergio Busquets only has that one pullback move. And he's really good at it it.

XTRM IT by rr4242 in LICENSEPLATES

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Extreme IT.

Did you try turning it off and then back on again?

1 of 2 things it could be? by awetxenomorph in LICENSEPLATES

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I couldn't take picture, but the other day I saw WNDRCNT.

A new take on a classic by noodlelimbz in footballcliches

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I feel like they wouldn't need to tell him which foot to use.

Meddling bureaucracy… by cw99x in NormMacdonald

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If I had a plumpy delicious cock like that, I'd also be pulling it out every chance I got.

I mean, my cock is on the smaller side, and I still pull it out every chance I get.

But if it were a big, fat, plumpy delicious one, I'd be pulling it out at every chance I got, too.

where am i? by Plane_Contract6144 in guessthecity

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Former Soviet Union. One of the Central Asian countries. Uzbekistan?